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Thursday, October 6, 2016

Hurricane Wilma ► Throwback Thursday

The path of Hurricane Wilma was one of the oddest.
As Hurricane Matthew barrels towards Florida, let's take a look back to Hurricane Wilma, my first and last hurricane.

Hurricane Wilma smashed into the west coast of Florida -- at Cape Romano, south of Naples -- on October 24, 2005.

However, Wilma had already been a devastating storm for 8 days prior. Wilma was unlike most hurricanes, which start off the west coast of Africa as a area of low barometric pressure. They move across the ocean, picking up speed and power until they hit somewhere in the Caribbean, Mexico, or Florida. However, Wilma not only scored the hat trick, hitting all three, but unconventionally started in the Caribbean as a low pressure trough southeast of Jamaica on October 13th. Barely moving, it went from a Tropical Depression, to Tropical Storm, to Hurricane in under 5 days, eventually becoming a Category 5, the largest on the Saffir-Simpson Scale.

Eventually pushed by other weather patterns to the north, Hurricane Wilma first drifted over to Mexico and the Yucatan peninsula. These weather patterns also slowed Wilma's forward momentum, so once it hit Cozumel, it just sat there and churned for almost 2 full days. Usually a hurricane loses strength when over land, but Wilma was nearly as strong when it left Mexico as when it arrived.

This concrete wall, just a mile from me, has never been
replaced. It was blown over just by the sheer force of the wind.
After that, Wilma moved into the Gulf of Mexico where it was affected by another weather pattern, which not only turned the hurricane to the northwest, but luckily, it also increased its forward momentum. By the time it hit Florida, it was racing. It crossed the state on a diagonal in less than 5 hours, lessening the potential damage than if it had continued to move slowly.

As it was the damage in Florida was significant. As the WikiWackyWoo says about Broward County, where I live:
Wilma was the most damaging storm in Broward County since Hurricane King in 1950. Winds between 80 and 100 mph (130 and 160 km/h) lashed the county for about five hours. Widespread minor to major wind damages to residential and commercial buildings occurred. At least 5,111 dwellings were left uninhabitable, including 2,800 condominiums and apartments, 1,441 mobile homes, 42 single-family dwellings, and 170 commercial buildings. Much of the damage was incurred to roofing and siding, while interior damage was caused by rain and winds. Along the Intracoastal Waterway, a number of boats, docks, bulkheads, and dry storage marinas sustained impact, and many houses and businesses suffered roof damage.[41] The storm severely damaged 69 school, totaling as much as $100 million.[42]
I rode out Hurricane Wilma in the condo with Pops, who would turn 80 4 months later. I was scared because I had never experienced a hurricane before, but Pops was already a veteran of Florida hurricanes.

In fact, during Hurricane Andrew in 1992, when I was still writing news for BreakfastTelevision at Citytv, we did a live phoner with Pops because Andrew was lashing Florida while we were on the air. Pops was in no danger from Hurricane Andrew, which ravaged Homestead, some 60 miles to the south, before it went into the Everglades, the Gulf of Mexico, and, eventually, Louisiana.

Just like Pops rode out Hurricane Andrew, he was determined to ride out Hurricane Wilma and there was no way I was going to leave him alone.

That wasn't as foolhardy a decision as it sounds. There are 2 bathrooms and a large walk-in closet in the condo that are relatively secure. They are what I call "interior rooms" or rooms within rooms. However, every decision we made after that was extremely foolhardy and dangerous.

That's because Pops and I did not shelter in those places. We wandered around the condo watching all the debris fly by the windows. We were lucky nothing flew through the windows as we were watching. I am reminded of this comedy routine by Ron White.



Then it all stopped and everything became quiet. We were in the eye of Hurricane Wilma.

I went outside and took a short walk. It was beautiful. The sun shone down and it looked like a typical day in Paradise. The eye wall was so far away that I couldn't see it at all.

Then the wind started to pick up from the opposite direction and I headed back inside to stare at it through the windows again. SMH!!!

The aftermath for us is that we were without power for 18 days during what became a heat spell. It was like going camping, but with more comfortable furniture.

That was then. This is now:

Within the next 12 hours Hurricane Matthew will arrive. This time it's taking the more traditional east to west direction.

However, then it chooses an alternate route.

There are weather patterns to the east of Florida. The latest models say they could push Hurricane Wilma to the south and then back to the west. Florida could get whacked by Matthew twice within the space of 5 days.

Hurricane prediction is still pretty shaky 5 days out, so I am not panicking yet. However, to be honest, I am more concerned about the 2nd hit. If it's anything like the last time we won't have any power after the first hit. Consequently, it will be that much harder to get the weather alerts on tee vee and computer. I'll have to make sure I can keep a charge on my phone. However, if you don't hear from me, you know I've been washed out to sea.

Meanwhile, here are some of the other pics I took of Hurricane Wilma damage.

Roots here do not grow down because of the sandy soil. They grow out. Consequently they blow over easily.

The same tree from the opposite direction. The force of the tree falling over lifted the concrete slab under which the roots grew.



Every street was filled with debris.




This is all building flashing, rain gutters, and hurricane shutters blown around my condo complex.

Despite being closed, some hurricane shutters did very little.



Yet, some condos were damaged while those right next to them were not.




This is a portion of a roof that was peeled off by the wind.

More roof peeled off by the wind.

Some of that roof landed on this car. When I came back with my camera it had been removed.


Another view.

Pops giving the universal sign for R.I.P.

This is another root ball perpendicular to the ground. The trunk is to the right, off camera. That long thing
is one of the roots. Most ripped apart, but this one was too thick to break. However, the tree falling over
ripped it out of the ground with such force that it distorted the concrete and steel bench in the background.


My mother planted this tree next to the condo when they first moved in. It's a good thing it fell that way and not into the condo.


Monday, October 3, 2016

The Victor Talking Machine Company ► Monday Musical Appreciation

"His Master's Voice" is the name of the 1898 painting by
Francis Barraud, who discovered that Nipper would run to the
horn of the cylinder player whenever he played a recording of
his deceased brother, who had owned Nipper before he died.
On this day in 1901 former rivals Eldridge R. Johnson and Emile Berliner launched the Victor Talking Machine Company after some earlier legal wrestling over patents.

Berliner had invented the phonograph record and Johnson had been making Gramophones to play these discs. First they combined their patents to form the Consolidated Talking Machine Company before changing its name.

According to the WikiWackyWoo:
There are different accounts as to how the name came about. RCA historian Fred Barnum[3] gives various possible origins of the "Victor" name: in "His Master's Voice" In America, he writes, "One story claims that Johnson considered his first improved Gramophone to be both a scientific and business 'victory.' A second account is that Johnson emerged as the 'Victor' from the lengthy and costly patent litigations involving Berliner and Frank Seaman's Zonophone. A third story is that Johnson's partner, Leon Douglass, derived the word from his wife's name 'Victoria.' Finally, a fourth story is that Johnson took the name from the popular 'Victor' bicycle, which he had admired for its superior engineering. Of these four accounts the first two are the most generally accepted."[4] Perhaps coincidentally, the first use of the Victor title on a letterhead, on March 28, 1901,[5] was only nine weeks after the death of British Queen Victoria.
Harry Nilsson, one of my favourite artists, signed with RCA in 1966.
In 1926 Johnson sold his shares to a bank, which flipped the stock 3 years later to the Radio Corporation of America, which is how the company became known as RCA Victor.

The Wiki also details how many companies we know of today were spun out of the original 1901 Victor founding:
Victor and its executives became extremely wealthy by the 1920s and in doing so were able to establish markets outside of the original Camden, NJ base of operations. Having established a hand-shake agreement with Emile Berliner in forming Victor Talking Machine Co, Berliner was sent from the U.S to manage the remaining holdings of the Gramophone Co. (a company in which Victor owned a significant portion in part due to patent pooling agreements, and Victor's success in its first two decades). Eventually, this meant that Victor (in addition to owning studios, offices, and plants in Camden, New York City, California, South America) also owned controlling interests in the Gramophone Company of Canada and England, as well as the Deutsche Gramophone Co. in Europe. Soon, Victor formed the Victor Company of Japan (JVC), founded in 1927. As Radio Corporation of America acquired Victor, the Gramophone Co. in England became EMI giving RCA a controlling interest in Victor, JVC, Columbia (UK), and EMI. During World War II, JVC severed its ties to RCA and today remains one of the oldest and most successful Japanese record labels as well as an electronics giant. Meanwhile, RCA sold its remaining shares in EMI during this time. Today the "His Master's Voice" trademark in music is split amongst several companies including JVC (in Japan), HMV (in the UK), and RCA (in the US).
Any excuse to play Harry Nilsson: