|Yes, he actually said this without a hint of irony|
Loofah Lad is a Fox "News" anchor, both literally and figuratively, because he's the highest rated liar on Fox, just not the only liar.
O'Reilly calls himself a cultural warrior battling all those forces of evil that most of us accept as part of a multiracial, pluralistic society. Entire books and websites have been written about this man, so I won't bother. However, the reason he's perfect for this rubric is he wants to throwback the country to the lily White suburbs of of his '50s Levittown, where he grew up; a man so uncomfortable around Black folk, that every time he brings up the issue of race, he embarrasses himself.
Bill is a Catholic, who is getting a divorce. He's now engaged in an ugly battle with his ex-wife, where he's been accused of domestic violence:
The transcript includes testimony from Larry Cohen, a psychologist appointed to interview and make assessments about each member of the family during the dispute. (Note that “M.” refers to O’Reilly’s daughter.)Meanwhile, The Falafel King lectures and hectors 'Merka to live exemplary lives.
“M. [his daughter] reported — having seeing an incident where I believe she said her dad was choking her mom or had his hands around her neck and dragged her down some stairs.”
Can we throw him back already?
As is traditional in his falsely titled No Spin Zone, we'll give Bill the last word: