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Thursday, July 9, 2015

Headlines Du Jour ► Thursday, July 9, 2015

Hello, Headliners. Today's birthday belongs to Root Boy Slim. Here are some other Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:
Here is today's Headlines Du Jour:

RACE FOR THE WHITE HOUSE:




SO GLAD WE'RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:



TODAY IN CLIMATE CHANGE:






FREE THE WEED!!!







ANTI-SOCIAL MEDIA:







HACK ATTACKS:




OUR FUTURE ROBOT OVERLORDS:




IN INNER SPACE:


For the first time, filmmakers capture
plankton feasting on polystyrene.



IN OUTER SPACE:






VIDEOS DU JOUR:



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