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It's a long story -- hardly worth going into here -- but after this place was declared a Brownfield Site, we abandoned it for the NEW! IMPROVED!! Not Now Silly Newsroom.

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Thursday, October 9, 2014

Headlines Du Jour ► Thursday, October 9, 2014

The very first issue of Rolling Stone
Hello Headliners. Today's birthday belongs to John Lennon, who made more Headlines Du Jour than anyone you can name. Here are some other headlines of yesteryear:
Now here is today's Headlines Du Jour:

IN LGBT NEWS:








MORE EXCITING EPISODES OF COPS GONE WILD:






SO GLAD WE'RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:




TODAY IN RELIGION:




TODAY IN CLIMATE CHANGE:



FREE THE WEED!!!




KICKING COLUMBUS TO THE CURB:



KICKING AUNT JEMIMA TO THE CURB:



KICKING COMCAST TO THE CURB:



FOX NEWS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



RUPERT MURDOCH IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



THE FIVE IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



BOB BECKEL IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:





STEVE DOOCY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



BRAINBRIAN KILMEADE IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



HOWARD KURTZ IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



HUCKLEBERRY HOUND IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



KENNEDY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



IN INNER SPACE:





IN OUTER SPACE:





 VIDEOS DU JOUR:



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Tuesday, October 7, 2014

Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, October 7, 2014

Hello Headliners. Today's musical birthday belongs to Yo-Yo Ma. Before we get to today's Headlines Du Jour, let's look at some of those from yesteryear:
Let's look at today's Headlines Du Jour:

IN LGBT NEWS:





SCOTUS WATCH:



EEEK! EBOLA!!!


What's more alarming than the disease
is what the crisis says about our lack
of trust in U.S. institutions and leaders.

TODAY IN RELIGION:


Pastors Can Endorse Candidates if
They Give Up Their Tax Exemption

MORE OF THAT REPUBLICAN OUTREACH:



ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORKS:



SCIENCE MARCHES ON!!!



FREE THE WEED!!!






FOX "NEWS" IN THE NEWS AGAIN:




HUCKLEBERRY HOUND IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



PETER JOHNSON, JR. IN THE NEWS AGAIN:


Peter Johnson, Jr.: Private Citizens Legally
Recording Police Could Be "Dangerous"

BRAIN BRIAN KILMEADE IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



BILL HEMMER IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



IN OUTER SPACE:



VIDEOS DU JOUR:



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Sunday, October 5, 2014

Spreading the Fox "News" News

Logo used with permission, unlike the WebVee Guide fiasco
The Not Now Silly Newsroom is all a'buzz and it's been one big Bacchanalia all weekend. "Whyzzat?" you ask. Because our Head Writer, Headly Westerfield, has begun a brand new weekly Snark-0-Thon on the Fox "News" Channel for PoliticusUSA. Friday Fox Follies will appear each ... err ... Friday. This week he is getting started by Introducing The Friday Fox Follies.

Westerfield has free-lanced before and will, no doubt, continue to do so. This isn't even the first time that he's been published in the pages of PoliticusUSA:

Clearly Westerfield writes about what he knows. Tune into PoliticusUSA each Friday as he brings you the latest tomfoolery and shenanigans from the Fox "News" Channel.

However, don't worry, dear readers. You will still be able to get your Daily Adult Requirement of Fox "News" Snark both here and at The Johnny Dollar Depreciation Society over at the facebookery.

Headlines Du Jour ► Sunday, October 5, 2014

Hello Headline hunters! Today's birthday belongs to Elva Miller, who, as Mrs. Miller, warbled on variety shows all through the '60s. She knew all about the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:
Let's get to today's Headlines Du Jour:

FREE THE WEED!!!




GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:



TODAY IN CLIMATE CHANGE:




SO GLAD WE'RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:





OUR WIRED WORLD:



FOX "NEWS" IN THE NEWS AGAIN:







THE FALAFEL KING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:




THE TARANTULA IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



THE FIVE IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



BULLY BOY BOLLING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



GRETA VAN SUSTEREN IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



BOB BECKEL IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



ELISABETH HASSELBECK IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



JIM CROW AT FOX "NEWS" IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



IN INNER SPACE:







IN OUTER SPACE:





VIDEOS DU JOUR:




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