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Thursday, October 2, 2014

Headlines Du Jour ► Thursday, October 2, 2014

Hello Headliners! Today's birthday belonds to the One! The only!! GROUCHO!!! Julius Henry Marx saw more than his fair share of Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:
Now for today's Headlines Du Jour:

SO GLAD WE'RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:



TODAY IN LGBT:




TODAY IN RELIGION:



FREE THE WEED!!!





GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:





ANTI-SOCIAL MEDIA:



TODAY IN GLOBAL WARMING:



PEEKING INTO WINDOWS:





FOX "NEWS" IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



BOB BECKEL IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



THE FALAFEL KING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



O'Reilly: Interviewers Should "Be Provocative" And Ask Obama "Isn't It Your Fault That These Two American Journalists Were Beheaded?"





WRETCHED GRETCHED IN THE NEWS AGAIN:




ALLEN WEST IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



MEDIA MAN HOWARD KURTZ IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



Those Foxy Friends from the
Curvy Couch on Fox & Friends

STEVE DOOCY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



Fox's Doocy: "If Barack Obama Could, He Would Ban Guns In The Hands Of Everybody Except The Police"

BRAIN BRIAN KILMEADE IN THE NEWS AGAIN:


West Says "It Would Be An Incredible
Honor" To Become Director

ELISABETH HASSELBECK IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



KKKARL ROVE IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



MARTHA MACCALLUM IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



THE TARANTULA IN THE NEWS AGAIN:




OUTNUMBERED IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



BULLY BOY BOLLING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



VIDEOS DU JOUR:



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Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Hey there, Headliners. Today's birthday belongs to Marc Bolan, who tragically died in a car crash much too young. Sadly, he became one of the headlines of yesteryear, on September 16, 1977:
Whew! Now here is today's Headlines Du Jour:

BEST HEADLINE DU JOUR TODAY:



SO GLAD WE'RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:



MORE OF THAT REPUBLICAN OUTREACH:


"If Obama decides to run again (against US law)
or declares a National Emergency to suspend
elections in 2016, what will our Democrat sheriff do?"

TODAY IN LGBT NEWS:



TODAY IN RELIGION:



TODAY IN CLIMATE CHANGE:




FREE THE WEED!!!






ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORKS:


The social networks we already have are not
giving us what we want. We’re turning to the
new thing because it’s new, not because it’s good




COMEDIANS IN THE NEWS ATTACKING FOX "NEWS" AGAIN:



FOX "NEWS" IN THE NEWS AGAIN:





LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:




BULLY BOY BOLLING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:




ELISABETH SCHICKELGRUBER IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



TUCKER FUCKER CARLSON IN THE NEWS AGAIN:




JUDGE JEANINE IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



IN INNER SPACE:



IN OUTER SPACE:




Like finding a molecular needle in a cosmic haystack, astronomers have detected radio waves emitted by isopropyl cyanide.

VIDEOS DU JOUR:



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Sunday, September 28, 2014

Headlines Du Jour ► Sunday, September 28, 2014

Hello again, Headliners! Today's birthday is celebrated by Ben R. King, singer with The Drifters. He's seen more than his share of Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:
Today's Headlines Du Jour is fortified with far more Fox "News" tomfoolery than usual because they were bigger idiots than usual:

ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:



FREE THE WEED!!!








TODAY IN RELIGION:



ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORKS:




THE FAKE NEWS SHOWS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:







THE FAKE FOX "NEWS" IN THE NEWS AGAIN:




BULLY BOY BOLLING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:





SEAN HANNITY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



SEAN HANNITY AND DANA PERINO IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



THE FALAFEL KING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:





THE TARANTULA IN THE NEWS AGAIN:


Andrea Tantaros: "He Was One Of The Most
Divisive, Polarizing, Controversial, Most
Dangerous Men In America ... He Ran The
DOJ Much Like The Black Panthers Would"


WRETCHED GRETCHED IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



OUTNUMBERED IN THE NEWS AGAIN:





GRETA VAN SUSTEREN IN THE NEWS AGAIN:




NEIL CAVUTO IN THE NEWS AGAIN:





IN INNER SPACE:


New data suggest the poles could be reversing for the
first time in 780,000 years. Here's how it affects you



IN OUTER SPACE:



A dramatic recent “discovery”
in physics is looking rather dodgy




VIDEOS DU JOUR:



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