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Friday, June 6, 2014

Headlines Du Jour ► Friday, June 6, 2014

Hello there, Headliners! Today's birthday belongs to Swing bandleader Jimmie Lunceford, who knew a thing or two about the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:
Let's get right to today's Headlines Du Jour:

THE BERGDAHL BEAT:






IN LGBT NEWS:



TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY?






FREE THE WEED!!!




INFORMATION ABOUT THE INFORMATION HIGHWAY:




FOX "NEWS" IN THE NEWS AGAIN:





TUCKER FUCKER CARLSON IN THE NEWS AGAIN:


Carlson On Student's Report: "He Went And Tattled To The Police"

ELISABETH HASSELBECK IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



IN OUTER SPACE:




VIDEO DU JOUR:



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Thursday, June 5, 2014

Headlines Du Jour ► Thursday, June 5, 2014

Hello, Headliners! Today's birthday boy is journalist Bill Moyers, who has covered more than one Headline Du Jour of yesteryear:
Let's get right to today's Headlines Du Jour:

SO GLAD WE'RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:






GOP STANDS FOR "GOT OUR PREJUDICES"




GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:




BOOK EXCERPT ABOUT DETROIT, 'MERKA'S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:


At the height of his power, Henry Ford created a secret
army of criminals to rule over his burgeoning empire

ON THE INFORMATION HIGHWAY:




FREE THE WEED!!!


How a 20-year campaign to
distinguish industrial hemp from
marijuana scored an epic victory



FREE THE WEED TOURIST!!!




MAUREEN DOWD IN THE NEWS ARCHIVES AGAIN:



FOX "NEWS" IN THE NEWS AGAIN:







LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



BRAIN BRIAN KILMEADE IN THE NEWS AGAIN:




SEAN HANNITY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



NO LONGER PREGGY LEGGY MEGGY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



ABLOW JOB IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



IN OUTER SPACE:



VIDEO DU JOUR:



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Tuesday, June 3, 2014

Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, June 3, 2014

Hello, Headliners! Today is the birthday of Soul singer Curtis Mayfield. Among the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:
Let's get right to today's Headlines Du Jour:

Don't teach this history either!

SO GLAD WE'RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:




GOP STANDS FOR "GOT OUR PTERODACTYL"



FREE THE WEED!!!



ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORKS:



GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:





TODAY'S PRANK:



FOX "NEWS" IN THE NEWS AGAIN:


LAURA INGRAHAM IN THE NEWS AGAIN:


Bob Woodward: "You're Underscoring My Point
That This Will Never Go Away, At Least With You"


THE TARANTULA IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



ABLOW JOB IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



JUAN WILLIAMS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



BOB BECKEL IN THE NEWS AGAIN:


Amid Barrage Of Benghazi Lies, Bob Beckel Vows Never To Talk About Hoax Again

IN OUTER SPACE:



VIDEO DU JOUR:



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Sunday, June 1, 2014

Headlines Du Jour ► Sunday, June 1, 2014

Welcome back, Headliners! Our birthday boy today is Frank Morgan, who played the title role in The Wizard of Oz. AUNTY EM!!! AUNTY EM!!! Here are some other Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear.
Let's get right to today's Headlines Du Jour.

OH! OH!! CANADA!!!



GOP STANDS FOR "GRIFTERS OUR PROBLEMS"


Why the Republican Party attracts provocateurs, faux martyrs, and grifters in droves.

TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY?



IN LGBT NEWS:




TODAY IN RELIGION:





GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:




ANOTHER EXCITING ADVENTURE OF COPS GONE WILD:



FREE THE WEED!!!



IN FLOR-I-DUH NEWS:



LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:







IN OUTER SPACE:



VIDEO DU JOUR:



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