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Saturday, May 24, 2014

Headlines Du Jour ► Saturday, May 24, 2014

Hello there, Headliners!!! Let's spark one up for birthday boy Tommy Chong, who turns 76 today. Among other Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear include:
Without any further delay, let's get right to today's Headlines Du Jour:

GOP STANDS FOR "GOT OUR PRIORITIES"



THE GOP BOLDFACED LIE DU JOUR:



IN LGBT NEWS:




IN INCOME INEQUALITY:



FREE THE WEED!!!



TODAY IN RELIGION:



ANOTHER DISPATCH FROM DETROIT,
'MERKA'S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:



BULLY BOY BOLLING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



KKKARL ROVE IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



DISGUSTING ALLEN WEST IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



KIMBERLY GUILFOYLE IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



IN OUTER SPACE:




VIDEO DU JOUR:



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Thursday, May 22, 2014

Headlines Du Jour ► Thursday, May 22, 2014

Hey there, Headliners! Today's birthday is celebrated by Herman Poole Blount, who the world better knew as Sun Ra. The Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear include:

Now today's Headlines Du Jour:

IN LGBT NEWS:






TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY?



TODAY IN RELIGION:



FINALLY!!! A SOLUTION TO GLOBAL WARMING:



MORE ON CLIMATE CHANGE:




FREE THE WEED!!!






GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:



An oldie, but goodie, from the
Not Now Silly photo archives

GLENN BECK IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



FOX "NEWS" IN THE NEWS AGAIN:




NO LONGER PREGGY LEGGY MEGGY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:




WRETCHED GRETCHED IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



STEVE DOOCY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



GREGG JARRETT IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



CHARLES PAYNE IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



IN INNER SPACE:


Bush tiger mantis species found in
Rwanda's Nyungwe national park



IN OUTER SPACE:




VIDEO DU JOUR:




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Tuesday, May 20, 2014

Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, May 20, 2014

Howdy, Headliners!!! It's the birthday of Cher, one of the few people on earth known by just one name. Here are some other Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Without any further delay, let's get right to today's Headlines Du Jour:

BEST HEADLINE DU JOUR:



SO GLAD WE'RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:



IN LGBT-GOP NEWS:




IN CLIMATE CHANGE NEWS:



FREE THE WEED!!!






GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:




CNN IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



ABC IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



FOX "NEWS" IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



JESSE WATTERS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



CARSON IN THE NEWS AGAIN:


In New Book, Ben Carson Writes He Was
Shocked To Discover Gay People Don't
Like Being Compared To Bestiality Supporters


VIDEO DU JOUR:



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Monday, May 19, 2014

Headlines Du Jour ► Monday, May 19, 2014

Hello, Headliners!!! It's the b-b-birthday of P-P-Pete Townshend. Other Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear include:
Without any further delay, let's get right to today's Headlines Du Jour:

'MERKA, 'MERKA, GOD SHED HIS GRACE ON THEE:


The U.S. is being overrun by a wave of
anti-science, anti-intellectual thinking. Has
the most powerful nation on Earth lost its mind?

TODAY IN CLIMATE CHANGE:



GOP STANDS FOR "GOT OUR PREJUDICES:





TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY?



FREE THE WEED!!!




ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORKS:


A mother’s rights were not violated by a
judge’s decision that barred her from ranting
about her children and ex on Facebook.

ANOTHER DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, 'MERKA'S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:



FOX "NEWS" IN THE NEWS AGAIN:




LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



ANNA KOOIMAN IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



FUCKER TUCKER CARLSON IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



IN INNER SPACE:



IN OUTER SPACE:



VIDEO DU JOUR:



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