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Saturday, May 10, 2014

Headlines Du Jour ► Saturday, May 10, 2014

Hello, Headliners. Today's birthday boy is Donovan Leitch, known as Donovan. It was also a very busy day in history, here are just some of the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:
Let's take a look at today's Headlines Du Jour:

GOP STANDS FOR "GOT OUR PROPAGANDA!"



IN LGBT NEWS:



$COTU$ WATCH:



MORE ABOUT RELIGION:



FREE THE WEED!!!





MSNBC IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



ANDERSON COOPER IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



FOX NEWS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



STUART VARNEY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



BRAIN BRIAN KILMEADE IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



ABLOW JOB IN THE NEWS AGAIN:




NO-LONGER PREGGY LEGGY MEGGY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:




VIDEO DU JOUR:



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Friday, May 9, 2014

Headlines Du Jour ► Friday, May 9, 2014

Howdy, Headliners!!! It's the birthday of Canadian Hank Snow, who introduced Elvis Presley to Colonel Tom Parker. If Hank Snow married June Carter, there'd be 6 inches of Snow in June. Buh duh boom! Let's look at some of the headlines of yesteryear:
Let's get to today's Headlines Du Jour:

IN LGBT NEWS:



GOP STANDS FOR "GET OUT, PLANNED PARENTHOOD"



TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY???



SO GLAD WE'RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:



TODAY IN CLIMATE CHANGE:



FREE THE WEED!!!



TODAY IN ANTI-SOCIAL MEDIA:


BULLY CORNER:




BULLY BOY BOLLING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



TARANTULA IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



FOX NEWS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



IN OUTER SPACE:



VIDEO DU JOUR:



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Thursday, May 8, 2014

Headlines Du Jour ► Thursday, May 8, 2014

Hello, Headliners!!! Today's birthday girl is Teresa Brewer, one of the best selling singers of the '50s and '60s. Here are some of the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let's get to today's Headlines Du Jour:

GOP STANDS FOR "GOT OUR PRIORITIES"






IN LGBT NEWS:



TODAY IN CLIMATE CHANGE:



ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:



FREE THE WEED!!!



BULLY CORNER:





FOX "NEWS" IN THE NEWS AGAIN:









GRENDL IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



JON SCOTT IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



IN INNER SPACE:




IN OUTER SPACE:



VIDEO DU JOUR:



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Tuesday, May 6, 2014

UPDATED!!! ► The Johnny Dollar Wars ► Chapter and Verse

IMPORTANT UPDATE:


INTRODUCTION: Welcome, truth-seekers!!!

You are here because you want the truth about Johnny Dollar aka Mark Koldys. Every word here is 100% true. Just ask him. He's lying if he denies it. Here are the proofs.

DEDICATION: The Johnny Dollar Wars is dedicated to all victims of bullying, cyber or real, past, present, and future.

LONG STORY SHORT: This project documenting the hate and malevolence of former-Wayne County, Michigan Prosecutor Mark Koldys (aka Johnny Dollar) began in April, 2012. It was started only after he posted details of my sex life on his CABLE NEWS TRUTH blog (later redacted). I wrote for NewsHounds at the time -- motto: "We watch Fox so you don't have to" -- under the nom de plume of Aunty Em Ericann. Because Johnny Dollar is a Fox "News" defender (let that sink in for a sec), he thought the very best way to defend Fox "News" against FAIR CRITICISM was to publish details of my alternative lifestyle.

Had it ended there, this would be a short story. However, since 4/2012 I have collected enough new material for an entire book. Publishers: Contact me. I'm turning this into a situation comedy or a Gothic horror movie. It works both ways.

SPOILER ALERT: We've come full circle: From Mark Koldys posting details of my sex life, to The Flying Monkey Squad crying VICTIM because I have refused to wither away from their 3-years of nonstop cyber-bullying. It's the CABLE NEWS TRUTH vast circle of life.

The Johnny Dollar Wars

The newest circle jerk between Johnny Dollar and
Grayhammy (aka Mark Koldys and Ashley Graham).

Note how the Dysfunctional Duo pretends there is no
reason whatsoever to attack Johnny Dollar, despite
his outing my alternative lifestyle on his CABLE NEWS
TRUTH blog, like butter don't melt in their mouths.

Chapter One


This is a very good place for truth-seekers to start. While this was the last chapter written (so far), it describes the multi-year arc of The Johnny Dollar Wars, which began long before I came along.


Chapter Two


When it was learned that Fox "News" paid opposition agents to attack those who criticized it in the blogosphere, it became an open question whether Mark Koldys was a paid troll, or whether he was just freelancing when he outed my sex life.

The closest Johnny Dollar has come to admitting that he posted
details of my sex life on his CABLE NEWS TRUTH sewer.
He deleted it when it offended the delicate sensibilities of
one of his sycophants, not because he thought it was wrong.

Chapter Three


After pondering whether Fox "News" paid him, it was hardly a leap to consider whether Fox "News" supports Johnny Dollar's tactics of outing a person's sex life in order to defend Fox "News" over a political difference of opinion. Whether it was done for pay, or because it seemed like a good idea, hardly matters. It is despicable and Mark Koldys now wants to pretend it never happened. Yet, it did.

Join in on the fun! The Johnny Dollar Depreciation Society is your place for the daily antics of The Flying Monkey Squad.


I've also learned that it's a mistake to use humour or sarcasm with
The Flying Monkey Squad. It either goes over their heads, or they
purposely twist it as if it's true. After I sacrastically thanked J$ for
redacting the details of my sex life after the bell had already been
rung, Mark Koldys threatened to post the details of my alternative
lifestyle all over again if I don't sit down, shut up, and fall into
line like every previous victim of The Flying Monkey Squad.

Remember: Butter wouldn't melt in his mouth, but threats?

Chapter Four


Anyone who would reveal a person's sex life to try to destroy the messenger is a very DANGEROUS PERSON. No longer about defending Fox "News" on a shitty blog, when Mark Koldys published details of my alternative lifestyle, he began the politics of personal destruction that sparked this crazy feud. For my part: I have merely continued to document the truth about these crazy, obsessive, malevolent Mofos -- as it happened -- in order to reveal them to the world as the dangerous scumbags they are. I consider it a public service. YMMV

Not surprisingly, Ashley Graham picked up J$'s refrain that if
I didn't sit down and shut up they'd re-expose my sex life. More
proof that these crazy MoFos revealed details of my sex life
and then threatened to do it all over again, despite their many
subsequent public denials.

IRONY ALERT: Before he wrote the screed that exposed my
sex life, Ashley Graham scrubbed every trace of his own identity
from the interwebs. I wonder why he'd do something like that?

Chapter Five


No discussion of Koldys' Kiddie Klan would be complete without a look at his henchmen: Grayhammy and The Flying Monkey Squad. [Geddit? AUNTY EM!!! AUNTY EM!!!] There used to be an entire hornet's nest of Johnny Dollar sycophants, who attacked any and all perceived enemies of Fox "News" and/or Mark Koldys. Sadly, for the reunion meetings, most have dropped out, one by one, until only the most perniciously malignant -- or crazily obsessed -- remains. Ashley Graham has anointed himself Johnny Dollar's defender, using the exact same exact tactics as Mark Koldys uses to defend the Fox "News" Channel: lies, smears, and innuendo.

My sex life was a CABLE NEWS TRUTH?
IRONY ALERT: Of course, there would be no reason to defend Johnny Dollar had Mark Koldys not conspired with Ashley Graham to reveal my sex life on his CABLE NEWS TRUTH blog. Grayhammy wrote, and Mark Koldys published, the post that attempted to destroy me over a difference of political opinion. Nowadays Grayhammy and Johnny Dollar pretend to be my victims. This after publicly attacking me for my victimization. Hypocrite much? Especially after just last week -- more than 2 years after he first did so -- Ashley Graham used 12-year old references to my sex life in an attempt to smear me again. To defend Johnny Dollar again. See? It's the CABLE NEWS TRUTH vast circle of life.

This is what passes for clever political debate by
The Flying Monkey Squad. That's why they had to
expose my sex life. They have no valid arguments.

Chapter Six


I can be kind of slow on the uptake sometimes. It didn't occur to me that what I had been undergoing at the hands of The Flying Monkey Squad was a non-stop, relentless campaign of cyber-bullying until I read the sad story of Rebecca Sedwick, who killed herself after concentrated cyber-bullying by "a coterie of 15 middle school" classmates. It was the references to "coterie" and "middle school" that made the light bulb go off. DING! DING! DING! While Ashley Graham's written attacks are so Jr. High School, it's in his refrigerator art where he really shows his true emotional age. However, better this than another Columbine. Am I right?


TO BE CONTINUED?


More proof nothing gets by Ashley Graham's crazily, obsessive
cyber-sleuthing. He discovered Aunty Em's secret identity and
my sex life. This picture appeared in the Miami Herald when
the paper mentioned my campaign to Save the E.W.F. Stirrup
House
. That's when my beard started undergoing Twitter attacks,
which was then echoed by Fox "News" Chief Washington
Correspondent James Rosen, as opposed to a denial, after
I proved a passage in his book on John Mitchell was a lie.

Of course this will continue. That's because The Flying Monkey Squad is far too stupid to just let it drop. They have already hinted they know my birth name, which leads them to my friends and my family on social media. Nothing that happens anywhere on the innertubes gets past the cyber-sleuth Ashley Graham. Just last week, after I wrote about how Pop's declining health was beginning to weigh on me, Grayhammy started a new barrage of attacks. Like any schoolyard bully, he attacks when he senses weakness.

Meanwhile there are several more chapters -- and dozens of crazy tweets -- which illustrate The Johnny Dollar Wars. However, just like I've run out of steam finishing this post, I couldn't even bother to give some of them names:

Johnny Dollar ► Hypocrite ► UPDATED!Is Johnny Dollar The World's Biggest Hypocrite?The Mark Koldys-Johnny Dollar Comment of the DayThe Mark Koldys-Johnny Dollar Comment of the Day ► One Year AnniversaryThe Mark Koldys-Johnny Dollar Comment of the DayThe Mark Koldys-Johnny Dollar Comment of the Day ► The gretchen carlson EditionThe Mark Koldys-Johnny Dollar Comment of the DayMark Koldys-Johnny Dollar Comment of the DayMark Koldys-Johnny Dollar Comment of the DayMark Koldys-Johnny Dollar Comment of the DayThe Mark Koldys-Johnny Dollar Comment of the Day • And, many more . . .
When will it end? Stay tuned CABLE NEWS TRUTHERS. But first, a word from our sponsor:

Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, May 6, 2014

Hello, Headliners!!! Today's birthday boy is Orson Welles, who never bettered his first film, Citizen Kane. Here are some of the other Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let's get right to today's Headlines Du Jour:

$COTU$ WATCH:



GOP STANDS FOR GUNS OVER PEOPLE:



GOP STANDS FOR GESTAPO OR PERISH:



FREE THE WEED!!!






GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:



RUPERT MURDOCH IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



NEWS CORP. IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



FOX "NEWS" IN THE NEWS AGAIN:





FOX IN THE NEWS AGAIN:


On Cosmos, Tyson Makes Climate
Connections That Fox News Mocks

FUCKER CARLSON IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



BOB BECKEL IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



IN INNER SPACE:



IN OUTER SPACE:




VIDEO DU JOUR:



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