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Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Hey there, Headliners. Today's birthday belongs to Marc Bolan, who tragically died in a car crash much too young. Sadly, he became one of the headlines of yesteryear, on September 16, 1977:
Whew! Now here is today's Headlines Du Jour:

BEST HEADLINE DU JOUR TODAY:



SO GLAD WE'RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:



MORE OF THAT REPUBLICAN OUTREACH:


"If Obama decides to run again (against US law)
or declares a National Emergency to suspend
elections in 2016, what will our Democrat sheriff do?"

TODAY IN LGBT NEWS:



TODAY IN RELIGION:



TODAY IN CLIMATE CHANGE:




FREE THE WEED!!!






ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORKS:


The social networks we already have are not
giving us what we want. We’re turning to the
new thing because it’s new, not because it’s good




COMEDIANS IN THE NEWS ATTACKING FOX "NEWS" AGAIN:



FOX "NEWS" IN THE NEWS AGAIN:





LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:




BULLY BOY BOLLING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:




ELISABETH SCHICKELGRUBER IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



TUCKER FUCKER CARLSON IN THE NEWS AGAIN:




JUDGE JEANINE IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



IN INNER SPACE:



IN OUTER SPACE:




Like finding a molecular needle in a cosmic haystack, astronomers have detected radio waves emitted by isopropyl cyanide.

VIDEOS DU JOUR:



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