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Monday, June 9, 2014

Headlines Du Jour ► Monday, June 9, 2014

Hello again, Headliners! Today's birthday belongs to the late, great Johnny Ace. Though he died on Christmas Day in 1954, he knew a thing or two about the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:
Now on to today's Headlines Du Jour:

THE BERGDAHL BEAT:








TODAY IN RELIGION:



TODAY IN CLIMATE CHANGE:



TODAY IN THE RAT RACE:



FREE THE WEED!!!



ANOTHER EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:



WAIT!!! WHAT???



FOX "NEWS" IN THE NEWS AGAIN:




TUCKER FUCKER CARLSON IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



NO LONGER PREGGY LEGGY MEGGY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



VIDEO DU JOUR:



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