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Friday, June 6, 2014

Headlines Du Jour ► Friday, June 6, 2014

Hello there, Headliners! Today's birthday belongs to Swing bandleader Jimmie Lunceford, who knew a thing or two about the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:
Let's get right to today's Headlines Du Jour:

THE BERGDAHL BEAT:






IN LGBT NEWS:



TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY?






FREE THE WEED!!!




INFORMATION ABOUT THE INFORMATION HIGHWAY:




FOX "NEWS" IN THE NEWS AGAIN:





TUCKER FUCKER CARLSON IN THE NEWS AGAIN:


Carlson On Student's Report: "He Went And Tattled To The Police"

ELISABETH HASSELBECK IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



IN OUTER SPACE:




VIDEO DU JOUR:



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