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Tuesday, May 20, 2014

Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, May 20, 2014

Howdy, Headliners!!! It's the birthday of Cher, one of the few people on earth known by just one name. Here are some other Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Without any further delay, let's get right to today's Headlines Du Jour:

BEST HEADLINE DU JOUR:



SO GLAD WE'RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:



IN LGBT-GOP NEWS:




IN CLIMATE CHANGE NEWS:



FREE THE WEED!!!






GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:




CNN IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



ABC IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



FOX "NEWS" IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



JESSE WATTERS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



CARSON IN THE NEWS AGAIN:


In New Book, Ben Carson Writes He Was
Shocked To Discover Gay People Don't
Like Being Compared To Bestiality Supporters


VIDEO DU JOUR:



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