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Tuesday, April 8, 2014

Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, April 8, 2014

NB: Due to a publishing error, all headline links done broke. I don't have the time to fix it today. So sorry.

Good day, Headliners. It's the birthday of comedian Shecky Greene, who has made people laugh for decades. He's never missed the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Today's Headlines Du Jour is a big'un -- larger than normal -- so let's get right to it:

IN LGBT NEWS:


Pulled Over for Driving
While Black and Brown
. . . and LGBTQ?


The Mozilla fiasco was about far more than “gay marriage”

BarbWire: 'Al-'Gay'Da' And 'Lezbollah' Terrorists Brought Down Mozilla CEO

THE "O" IN GOP STANDS FOR OBSOLETE:


According to MSNBC, Jeb Bush
Is Now the GOP’s Only Hope


John Boehner Claims That He
Is Killing Obamacare By Giving Obama Everything He Wants


This GOP House Candidate
Is Running for Office So
His Daughter Won't Have
to Learn About Evolution


Wisconsin GOP candidate proposes doing away
with weekends, dismisses MLK Day, Kwanzaa


Republican Mississippi Governor
Signs Unconstitutional Law That
Voids The 14th Amendment


Local Republican Caucus Passes Resolution Allowing Wisconsin To Secede

Republican Poll Has Bad News For GOP as Mary
Landrieu Leads All Challengers In Louisiana


The GOP Is at War With Itself. So Why
Are Republicans Poised to Win in 2014?


TODAY IN RELIGION:


Head of Anglican church:
We must discriminate against
gays lest someone think
we’re gay and bash us


TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY:


WATCH: Rand Paul Says Dick Cheney Pushed for the Iraq War
So Halliburton Would Profit


Chuck Schumer Defends
Attacks On The Koch Brothers:
'I Don't Feel Sorry For Them'


$COTU$ WATCH:


BREAKING: Supreme Court won’t hear anti-gay photographer case

Will Voters Know Who’s Funding Who by Election Time?

FREE THE WEED!!!


Martin O'Malley Expected To Sign Marijuana Decriminalization Bill

IN INCOME INEQUALITY:


In Book's Trial Of U.S. Justice
System, Wealth Gap Is Exhibit A


A Chronic Sickness Inside
the US Labor Market


GEORGE W. BUSH WATCH:


Bush crew’s deplorable return:
How their reemergence
sends a deadly message


IN CLIMATE CHANGE:


Right-Wing Journalist Writes a Laughably Bad Article Justifying Climate Change Denial

HISTORY IS COMPLICATED:


The Lost Canals of
Venice of America


NATURE IS COMPLICATED:


Coconut Crabs Eat Everything from Kittens to, Maybe, Amelia Earhart

CHRIS CHRISTIE CORNER:


Exclusive: Christie Prosecutor Gets Its Star Witness to Start Talking

CRACK MAYOR CORNER:


'Belligerent' Rob Ford
warned by security at
Air Canada Centre

A “belligerent” Mayor Rob Ford received a warning from Air Canada Centre security staff at the Toronto Maple Leafs game on Saturday night.

Rob Ford, still setting the
bar as low as it will go


Rob Ford 'Crackathon' video game lights up the web

BACK TO THE FUTURE:


Figuring out the future: Will we be ready to live in
a world where machines are smarter than people?


FOX "NEWS" IN THE NEWS AGAIN:


NEW STUDY: 72 Percent
of Fox News Climate
Segments Are Misleading


Fox Doesn't Get Why
Breaking Bad Star Supports
Health Care Reform


Fox News floats trial balloon that Mitt
Romney might make third run for president


On Eve Of Equal Pay Day, Fox Host Denies Existence Of Gender Pay Gap

Revolving Door: Fox News Hires Back Ex-Candidate Liz Cheney

FOX "NATION" IN THE NEWS AGAIN:


From "Hip-Hop BBQ" To "Horseman Of Apocalypse":
5 Years Of Fox Nation


IN INNER SPACE:


Non-Conformity & Creativity Now Listed
As A Mental Illness By Psychiatrists


I cracked the code at the Western University library
Solving the mystery of the Weldon Library letters, a tale of
weird obsession, intrigue and a lesson in the bonds of humanity

IN OUTER SPACE:


‘Star Trek’ actress lends her gravitas to film promoting idea that sun revolves around Earth

BOB MARLEY REMEMBERED:


Local Park Honors Bob
Marley With Name Change


From the vase Not Now Silly Archives:
The Day I Met Bob Marley

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