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Thursday, April 17, 2014

Headlines Du Jour ► Thursday, April 17, 2014

Hello Headliners. Let's all sing HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Bobby Curtola, one of Canada's first teen idols. He was a Headline Du Jour of yesteryear, but is still going strong. Also on this day:
Without any further delay, let's get to today's Headlines Du Jour:

$COTU$ WATCH:



THE "O" IN GOP STANDS FOR OBSOLETE:





WHEN ORAL SEX IS OUTLAWED, ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE ORAL SEX:



TODAY IN RELIGION:




SO GLAD WE'RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:





GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:



MODERN LIFE IS COMPLICATED:



TODAY IN CAPITALISM:




FREE THE WEED!!!



A Hamilton homeowner wanted
$45,000 for 11 medical marijuana plants
stolen from his yard. Insurance paid only
$11,000. The dispute went to court.


FOX NATION IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



FOX "NEWS" IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:





The Fox News host can't understand how the college
basketball coach handles (certain) kids these day


SEAN HANNITY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:





TODDLES IN THE NEWS AGAIN:



IN INNER SPACE:





IN OUTER SPACE:




VIDEO DU JOUR:





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