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Saturday, April 5, 2014

Headlines Du Jour ► Saturday, April 5, 2014

Hello there Hipsters and Headliners! It's Lord Buckley''s birthday!!! He loved the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:
Okay, Hepcats, let's get right to today's Headines Du Jour:

THE "O" IN GOP STANDS FOR OMFG:


Oregon Governor Candidate: Gay
Marriage ‘Just The Same As Murder’


5 Things Conservatives Lie Shamelessly About

FREE SPEECH IS NOT FREE:



GLAD WE'RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:


NRO Paints Black Students
As Criminals With Poor
Impulse Control


Judge grills Arizona sheriff's
aide in racial profiling case


BULLY CORNER:


Bullying crackdown
passes Minnesota Senate

Controversial, hard-fought measure
requires stricter school policies

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The Mark Koldys-Johnny Dollar Cyber-Bully Comments of the Day

THE YOUNGEST HACKER:


Five-Year-Old Boy Exposes Xbox Security Flaw

TODAY IN FLOR-I-DUH NEWS:


Man Who Mistook Body
For A Mannequin Fired


CHRIS CHRISTIE CORNER:


The Feds Are Closing In On
Chris Christie as Bridgegate Investigation Turns Criminal


BUSH WATCH:


George W. Bush Is a Far Better
Painter Than He Was a President.
Here's His Portrait of Vladimir Putin.


Filmmaker Errol Morris: Donald Rumsfeld
proved Americans are gullible morons


FOX "NEWS" IN THE NEWS AGAIN:


Fox News Host Rips Mets' Daniel
Murphy For Taking Paternity Leave


Charles Krauthammer: Anyone can
get out of individual mandate by
claiming hardship without explanation


VIDEO: The Junk Science Of Fox
News' Favorite "Global Cooling" Myth


Fox News Attacks When Black Women Clap Back

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:





LEGGY MEGGY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:


Megyn Kelly: Fox News is
‘only place people can go right
now for fair and balanced news’


IN OUTER SPACE:


How Many Dimensions Does
the Universe Really Have?


“Cosmic” meltdown! Neil deGrasse
Tyson under siege from Christian right


VIDEO DU JOUR:




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