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Saturday, April 12, 2014

Headlines Du Jour ► Saturday, April 12, 2014

Hello there, Headliners! It's the birthday of Herbert Khaury, better know as Tiny Tim. He was particularly fond of the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:
Let's tiptoe through today's Headlines Du Jour:

TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY?


Darrell Issa Started His IRS
Investigation Because Karl Rove
Was Denied Tax Exempt Status


GOP-ED ENOUGH ALREADY?


Not One Law Republicans Passed Has Helped America In Over Forty Years

VA GOP candidate: No incest
exception for abortion because
sometimes it’s ‘voluntary’


TODAY IN RELIGION:


Papyrus Mentioning Jesus's Wife Is Likely Ancient and Not Fake, Scientists Say

MORE EXCITING EPISODES OF COPS GONE WILD:


Vacationing Family Pulled Over, Handcuffed At Gunpoint By Air Force Base Security


FREE THE WEED!!!


Science is indisputable: Marijuana is medicine

The World’s Most Eco-Friendly Car: It’s Made Entirely From HEMP

HISTORY IS COMPLICATED. HUMAN HISTORY EVEN MORE SO:


Oldest Cave Paintings May
Be Creations of Neandertals,
Not Modern Humans


ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORKS:


This Is the End of Facebook as We Know It

Twitter Just Bought a Startup
That Could Remake the Service


JIM DE MINT IN THE NEWS AGAIN:


Jim DeMint’s History Lesson

Jim DeMint Wrestles With History And Fails

What Plantation Is Jim DeMint Living On?

Right-Wing History Redo: ‘It Was Faith, Not
the Federal Government that Ended Slavery’


STEPHEN COLBERT IN THE NEWS AGAIN:


Rush Limbaugh Blows a
Gasket and Claims Colbert
and CBS Have Declared
War on Conservatives


Will Colbert Use "The Late Show" To Save the World?

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:


Bill O'Reilly: Stephen Colbert
Is Destroying America


Stephen Colbert Explains Bill O'Reilly's "Unified Theory Of Why Everything Is Going To Hell"
Colbert: O'Reilly Takes On "The Far Left's Obsession
With Equality" With "Grievance Industry" Attacks

FOX "NEWS" IN THE NEWS AGAIN:


That ‘War on Fox’ Guy Is
Not Actually Running for
Congress as a Democrat


Fox Host Declares Bush
The Best At Dodging Shoes


VIDEO DU JOUR:




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