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Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Hello Headliners around the world -- and to all the ships at sea. How are you celebrating the birthday of Jack Ruby, the man who launched a million conspiracy theories? That's a lot of Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear. Here are some more:
Let's get right to today's Headlines Du Jour:

IN LGBT NEWS:


Ingham clerk asks
Holder for fed benefits
for married gay couples


MI Same-sex couples upset
agencies won't recognize
marriages: 'They're putting
our rights in jeopardy'


SO GLAD WE'RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:


WATCH: Leader Of The
KKK Cites ‘Boom In
Membership’ Since 2008


Belgian Newspaper Accused Of Racism For Picture Of Obama And Michelle As Apes

SCOTUS WATCH:



FREE THE WEED!!!


5 Pro-Pot Myths
That Must Be Busted


NJ Senator Wants To
Legalize Marijuana, Use
Tax To Pay For Roads



Who would support this crazy MoFo for president?
Why, it's crazier MoFo Mark Koldys aka Johnny Dollar,
who went on to defend Fox News and cyber-bully me.

TODAY IN RELIGION:


Christian Right Has Major
Role in Hastening Decline
of Religion in America


Taxpayers fund creationism
in the classroom


Stop giving equal time
to pseudo-science!


Pat Robertson Suggests a
Woman's Atheism May
Be a Result of Rape or
Demonic Possession


TODAY'S EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:


Why America's Police Are Becoming So Militarized

THE NEWS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:


The 5 most horrifically embarrassing cable news
stories about Malaysia Airlines


Mika Brzezinski Gets Fed Up With Joe Scarborough
On Air And Takes Him To News School


IN INNER SPACE:


Forgetting keeps us sane

IN OUTER SPACE:


Why 'fireball season' is so spectacular this year

Yes, "Cosmos" Fans,
Creationists Also Deny
the Science of Comets


VIDEO DU JOUR:




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