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Sunday, March 16, 2014

Headlines Du Jour ► Sunday, March 16, 2014

Hello Headliners. Today is the birthday of funnyman Henny Youngman, born in 1906. Take the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear, please:

Let's get right to today's Headlines Du Jour:

SO GLAD WE'RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:


Some White People Tried To Rally For Their Race Today

Shocking racist tweets follow
high school basketball
win by all-white team


The White Man March, Which Is Almost Exactly What It Sounds Like, Is Coming to New York

Taking on the Trolls:
Why the Online Race-Hatred Against First Nations?



Paul Ryan To Smooth Things Over With
Black Leadership After 'Inner City' Remark


How the Irish Became White? Paul Ryan's Ugly
Public Embrace of Anti-Black Racism and Eugenics


IN LGBT NEWS:


Slán Go Fóill! Sponsors Flee Boston’s Homophobic St. Patrick’s Day Parade

WAIT!!! WHAT???


Man Tapes Himself Molesting Street Signs - 2 Years of
Video Footage Found


Model Sues Playboy for Letting Golfer Drive Ball Off Her Butt

TODAY IN RELIGION:


Alabama children’s pastor tells police he ‘cannot remember’ how many boys he molested

TODAY IN INCOME INEQUALITY:


No CEOs paid price for 2008 meltdown. Here’s why:

The U.S. financial sector drained taxpayers of $12.6 trillion in bailouts and more than 8 million jobs in North America. Why have no top CEOs gone to jail?

FREE THE WEED!!!


Tim Skubick: Marijuana decriminalization or legalization could pop up on many local ballots in 2014

Brutal press release from
Health Canada shows their
disdain for cannabis medicines
and patients in need



ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:


Former Palmdale deputy
pleads to rape, bribery


LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:


Letterman to O’Reilly
on Beyoncé Obsession:
‘You Just Found Something
to Whine About’



BULLY BOY BOLLING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:


Jon Stewart flattens Fox News’ Eric Bolling for trying to ‘school’ him on shaming the poor

Fox News’ Attempt To ‘School’ Jon Stewart On Food Stamp Abuse Blows Up On Them


Jon Stewart Hits Back At Fox Host For
Trying To 'School' Him On Food Stamps



◄ BONUS VIDEOS DU JOUR ►

Chow Mein and Bolling
A retired Not Now Silly series which made fun of Eric Bolling, until it wasn't fun anymore.

IN OUTER SPACE:


Have we found a message from the dawn of time?
'Major discovery' set for Monday could give scientists their first glimpse of the birth of the universe

VIDEO DU JOUR:




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