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Saturday, March 29, 2014

Headlines Du Jour ► Saturday, March 29, 2014

Hello Headliners. It's the birthday of Dirk McQuickly, also known as Eric Idle. As one of the members of Monty Python, Idle loved the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear.
Let's waste no more time and get right to today's Headlines Du Jour:

IN LGBT NEWS:


Gay marriages have begun
in England and Wales!


U.S. recognizes Michigan's same-sex marriages


THE "O" IN GOP STANDS FOR OBNOXIOUS:


Wisc. Republican accuses
Dem of ‘murdering’
grandkid to deflect cat leg-breaking conviction



TODAY IN INCOME INEQUALITY:


A Nation of Takers

10 Poverty Myths, Busted
No, single moms aren't the problem.
And neither are absentee dads.

TODAY IN RELIGION:


Pastor charged with sexual
battery claims devil ‘motivated
his mind’ in motel attack


MORE DISPATCHES FROM DETROIT, 'MERKA'S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:


Study cites Metro Detroit
as high-tech hotbed



THE ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORK:


Facebook "Friend"
Burglarizes Vacationers: Police


TODAY IN FLOR-I-DUH:


400-lb. Florida cop charged with posing as teen girl online to get sex pics from boys

CRACK MAYOR CORNER:


Prankster wants to hire someone to follow Rob Ford around with a tuba

BONUS: CRACK MAYOR CARTOON


FOX "NEWS" IN THE NEWS AGAIN:


Fox’s Geraldo Rivera: Crooked politicians on the Democratic side ‘tend to be ethnic’

IN INNER SPACE:


Prisoners 'could serve 1,000 year sentence in eight hours'

VIDEO DU JOUR:


This is EXACTLY how all the 24-hour tee vee news
channels covered the Malaysian Airliner tragedy:



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