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Monday, March 24, 2014

Headlines Du Jour ► Monday, March 24, 2014

Hello Headliners. Not now Silly celebrates the birthday of Harry Houdini with a seance. Houdini was not only fond of magic tricks, he loved the Headlines Du Jour from yesteryear:
No more magic tricks. Here's today's Headlines Du Jour:

IN LGBT NEWS:



What Judge Friedman learned about gay families from a lesbian law clerk


TODAY IN RELIGION:


THE "P" IN GOP STANDS FOR PERVERT:



This GOP Candidate For Governor
Is A Registered Sex Offender
With A Lengthy Criminal Past


FREE THE WEED!!!


Poll: 74 Percent of Floridians
Support Medical Marijuana


Marijuana industry finds unlikely
new allies in conservatives


ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORKS:


Twitter Turns 8: How To Fail In 140 Characters

◄ ◄ ABLOW JOB ► ►
Pull the plug on naked Twitter teens

◄ ◄ ABLOW JOB on NOT NOW SILLY ► ►
Today's Ablow Job ► "Dogs Love Fox"

BECK CORNER:


Creationist Glenn Beck Calls Noah
Film Dangerous Disinformation


◄ ◄ From the Not Now Sill Archives ►►
The Day I Shook Hands With Glenn Beck

No self-awareness whatsoever

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:


A conversation with Bill O’Reilly

IN INNER SPACE:


New genetic research shows we have more in common with Neanderthals than we thought

IN OUTER SPACE:


Alien Moons Could Bake
Dry from Young Gas
Giants' Hot Glow


Stanford: Big Bang tremors
may back physicist's universe-birth theory


VIDEO DU JOUR:




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