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Monday, March 10, 2014

Headlines Du Jour ► Monday, March 10, 2014

Good morning, Headliners. It's Chuck Norris' birthday and it can beat up your birthday -- with one hand tied behind its back. Among the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear include:


Let's get right to today's Headlines Du Jour:

SO GLAD WE'RE LIVING IN  A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:


Watch The ‘Not-Racist’ Crowd React
To ‘Annie’s’ Blackness In Remake


TODAY IN VOTER FRAUD NEWS:


How Much Voter Fraud Is There?
A state-by-state map reveals the answer: almost none.

INCOME INEQUALITY:


Income equality is just a
dream for most Americans


4 States Where the
Rich Got Richer at
the Expense of the Poor


FREE THE WEED!!!


Tests show THC content in
marijuana edibles is inconsistent


MORE DISPATCHES FROM DETROIT, 'MERKA'S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:


Detroit Police Chief Tells
Homeowners Don’t Wait for Cops –
‘Shoot Thugs Who Invade Your Home’


M-1 Rail groundbreaking nears amid hopes for a broader regional system

CPAC PROM KING:


CPAC Presidential Straw Poll Picks Guy Who Thinks Whites-Only Lunch Counters Should Be Legal

THE SIMPSONS IN THE NEWS:



IN OUTER SPACE:


Scientists Discover New
Process that Protects Earth
from Space Weather


Every red dwarf star
has at least one planet


REMEMBERING COSMOS, THE ORIGINAL SERIES:


Cosmos reboot with Neil deGrasse Tyson: 13 new episodes after 34 years - What to expect

'Cosmos' then and now: The 'personal voyage' of Carl
Sagan, the Hollywood cool of Neil deGrasse Tyson


VIDEO DU JOUR:


REMEMBERING CARL SAGAN,
THE ORIGINAL COSMOS HOST



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