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AN AUTHORITY ON PORTS:
ate the Port Authority
Ohio politician not sorry for incredibly racist email
Jared Leto and Michael Douglas’s
homophobic Golden Globes speeches
show the worst of Hollywood
THE SORRY STATE OF JOURNALISM TODAY:
Major Parts of the World Ignored by US TV News in 2013
Tea party group mobilizes
to oust House Speaker
FREE THE WEED!!!
NFL might legalize medical
marijuana for players
lay groundwork for
legalization in Mass.
ANOTHER DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, 'MERKA'S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:
Deal could come as early as today to protect DIA art, Detroit pensioners
Pastor accused of paying
homeless to fire-bomb
ex professes innocence:
‘I never did pay them’
EVOLUTION IS COMPLICATED:
Fossils show how fish
evolved into land animals
HISTORY IS COMPLICATED:
UO adds Native American Studies minor to ethnic studies curriculum
Integrated quantum circuit
is most complex ever
FROM OUTER SPACE:
HD 4203c: New Giant Exoplanet Discovered
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