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Thursday, January 23, 2014

Headlines Du Jour ► Thursday, January 23, 2014

It's been a very long night of headline-collecting, now that I am back to doing the job myself. I fired all my interns when they asked for a raise. Then the headline-collecting robot drones I outfitted, left my employ when they became self-aware. 

I'm going back to interns, as soon as I can find some naive enough to believe my promises. Meanwhile, here's today's Headlines Du Jour.

SCIENCE IS COMPLICATED:


Physicist says he’s solved the big mystery — how
life came from matter — and he may be right


SO GLAD WE'RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:


The Word "Thug" Was Uttered 625 Times On TV On Monday. That's A Lot.

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:


Florida Man Claims
Self-Defense After Hopping
A Fence To Shoot, Kill
21-Year-Old In A Hoodie


ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:


Cop Escapes Criminal Charges For Masturbating With Pre-Teen And Calling It Sex Ed

ANOTHER DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, 'MERKA'S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:


Garden Theater revival in Midtown helps bring back neighborhood

Exclusive: Baker’s
Keyboard Lounge to
Open in Downtown Detroit



FREE THE WEED!!!


Is marijuana as safe as -- or safer than -- alcohol?

High-ranked DEA agent
quits job to work for legal
marijuana industry


OH! OH!! CANADA!!!



LGBT NEWS:


Nun leaves Catholic school
after dismissing gay teacher


GLENN BECK WATCH:


Fox’s Bob Beckel Trashes
Glenn Beck: ‘No Wonder the
Son-of-a-Bitch Is Off the TV!’


Glenn Beck Thinks Demonic Forces Are Keeping His TV Network Off Cable

Glenn Beck Gets Introspective: ‘I Played a
Role in Helping Tear the Country Apart’


◄ ◄ ◄ From the NOT NOW SILLY Archives ► ► ►
The Day I Shook Hands With Glenn Beck

VIDEO DU JOUR:




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