Not Now Silly is going to call it Two-thousand and fourteen when frustrated with it, but '14 when pleased.
Let's get right to today's Headlines Du Jour, the very first of '14.
Life, Liberty, and the Founding Fathers’ Pursuit of Hoppiness
The Constitution was written by men who owned breweries, imported whiskey, and humped cows.
Retired General Wants March on White House and Citizens Arrest of Obama
Dysfunctional Republican Christians Vow To Destroy the First Amendment
THE "O" IN GOP STANDS FOR OLD:
Oops! Republican Congressman Files Re-Election Papers For Wrong District
GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:
Christie declines to defend N.J. gun laws, sparking criticism
Knoxville drivers greeted by banners warning
that diversity is anti-white genocide
Judge strikes down Florida law mandating drug tests for welfare
OH! OH!! CANADA!!!
Passengers Ridicule Canadian
Airline For Sexist Ticket Policy
Franklin Graham: Pope Francis is not the judge, God is the judge
Home Depot founder worries Pope Francis neither loves nor understands rich Americans
HIGH TECH CRIME:
Thieves In Europe Are Using USB Sticks To Clean Out ATMs
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