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Wednesday, January 1, 2014

Headlines Du Jour ► New Year's Day 2014

2013 YEAR-ENDERS

Twelve Months Of Fox
News Race-Baiting


2013 a great year for U.S. stocks

2013: The year in whiteness

2013: The Best of Bad Astronomy

The Year in Racial Amnesia

Universe Today’s Top 10
(or so) Stories of 2013


2013 In Memoriam:
Musicians We Lost This Year


The 20 Worst Fox News
Moments Of 2013


The Seven Most Tiresome
Media Trends of 2013


In 1964, Isaac Asimov
Imagined the World in 2014
I'm sure it comes as no shock to anyone, but it's a brand NEW YEAR!!! 

Not Now Silly is going to call it Two-thousand and fourteen when frustrated with it, but '14 when pleased.

Let's get right to today's Headlines Du Jour, the very first of '14.


CONSTITUTIONALLY YOURS:


Life, Liberty, and the Founding Fathers’ Pursuit of Hoppiness
The Constitution was written by men who owned breweries, imported whiskey, and humped cows.

Retired General Wants March on White House and Citizens Arrest of Obama

Dysfunctional Republican Christians Vow To Destroy the First Amendment

THE "O" IN GOP STANDS FOR OLD:


Oops! Republican Congressman Files Re-Election Papers For Wrong District

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:


Christie declines to defend N.J. gun laws, sparking criticism

SO GLAD WE'RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:


Knoxville drivers greeted by banners warning
that diversity is anti-white genocide


TODAY IN FLOR-I-DUH NEWS:


Judge strikes down Florida law mandating drug tests for welfare

OH! OH!! CANADA!!!


Passengers Ridicule Canadian
Airline For Sexist Ticket Policy


RELIGION CORNER:


Franklin Graham: Pope Francis is not the judge, God is the judge

Home Depot founder worries Pope Francis neither loves nor understands rich Americans

HIGH TECH CRIME:


Thieves In Europe Are Using USB Sticks To Clean Out ATMs

VIDEO DU JOUR:


◄ Best News Bloopers of 2013 ►

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