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Friday, January 17, 2014

Headlines Du Jour ► Friday, January 17, 2014

Chris Christie in the headlines long
before he was NJ Governor.
Uh oh! My headline-collecting robot drones did not show up for the start of their shift. With no time left to hire interns, I had to go back to collecting the headlines by hand. While you read today's Headlines Du Jour, I'll ponder what this means.

NATURE IS COMPLICATED:


13-year-old inventor cracks
the secret of trees to
revolutionize solar energy


SCIENCE IS COMPLICATED:


Google developing smart contact lens

RELIGION CORNER:


Texas Public Schools Are Teaching Creationism
 

FREE THE WEED!!!


Florida Medical Marijuana
Supporters Claim Victory

Backers of medical marijuana constitutional amendment
have collected more than 1.1 million signatures

New Hampshire governor promises to
kill ‘historic’ marijuana legalization bill


'I like weed, and I'm a good person': Pot smokers fight stereotypes

TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY?


Tea Party Candidate’s Ad Touts His
‘Sexy’ Wife And Large Testicles


WHEN YOU GOT TO GO, YOU GOT TO GO:


Final Exit: Group That Helps Suffering People Commit Suicide Is Active in Florida

STILL WORST SHOW SINCE MY MOTHER THE CAR:


Howard Stern: Fox’s The Five
Is ‘My Favorite TV Show’


◄ ◄ ◄ From the Not Now Silly Archives ► ► ►
The Five Is Simply Bad Tee Vee
-- An Aunty Em Review --


ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:


D.C. officer charged with prostituting teens
had been investigated as early as 2011, police


THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH:


Walt Disney's Grandniece
Agrees With Meryl Streep:
He Was 'Racist'


FOX NEWS IN THE NEWS:


Fox News host says Americans don't know their history, flubs history of Boston Tea Party

IN OUTER SPACE:


Spanish researchers discover the first
black hole orbiting a “spinning” star


Pluto Has a Fifth Moon,
Hubble Telescope Reveals


VIDEO DU JOUR:




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