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However you may have arrived here, this is the old Not Not Silly Newsroom.

It's a long story -- hardly worth going into here -- but after this place was declared a Brownfield Site, we abandoned it for the NEW! IMPROVED!! Not Now Silly Newsroom.

Feel free to stay and read what you came here to read, but when it's time to leave go to the new place by clicking HERE.

Saturday, December 21, 2013

Headlines Du Jour ► Saturday, December 21, 2013

There's been some trouble in News Land. Lately the Not Now Silly interns have been agitating for a livable salary. At the very least they want the minimum wage. But, why should I start paying them anything now? After I sent back into the innertubes to collect today's Headlines Du Jour, I changed all the locks and moved offices. That'll teach them. In the meantime there are now several openings for interns at Not Now Silly. Apply within. And now the news:

LGBT NEWS:


Federal judge strikes down Utah's same-sex marriage ban

Friday, December 20, 2013

Headlines Du Jour ► Friday, December 20, 2013

With the year coming to an end, Not Now Silly will NOT be participating in any of those Best/Worst lists that plague most web sites at this time of year. No, the news team will continue to do what it does best: Collect headlines from all over the world and drop them here for your reading enjoyment.

IN LGBT NEWS:


New Mexico Becomes 17th State to Legalize Same-Sex Marriage

Thursday, December 19, 2013

Headlines Du Jour ► Thursday, December 19, 2013

Each morning I sit by the open window waiting. I wait for the return of the Not Now Silly interns, who are both the hunters and the gatherers of this operation. The NNS interns have spent the entire night reconnoitering the innertubes and foraging for nothing but the best and most succulent headlines. They are picked at the exact moment of ripeness and brought back to me for inspection. I take these proto-headlines, check them for bugs, put them through a patented homogenization process, and VOILA! Today's Headlines Du Jour.

PUT THIS ON PAY-PER-VIEW SETTLE THE NATIONAL DEBT:


McCain To Reid: 'I'm Going To Kick The Crap Out Of You'

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Anatomy of a Cyber-Feud ► The Mark Koldys-Johnny Dollar Comment of the Day

So many lies. Let's count:

1). I don't have 2 websites; 2). Not Now Silly covers many more topics than Mark
Koldys' and his crazy obsession with me, but I do touch upon it from time to time;
3). I have never harassed anyone's family; 4). I have never stalked nor harassed
either Mark Koldys nor Ashley Graham; 5). If you bother to look you will see that
95%, of Grayhammy's timeline is devoted to stalking and harassing me; 6). Unlike
The Flying Monkey Squad I don't choose victims to attack; 7). Now Johnny Dollar is
pretending to be MY victim?; 8). That's funny because Grayhammy has said that I play
the victim card; 9). I didn't choose this feud; 10) I was drafted into defending myself.

That might be a new record for the most lies in a 140 character tweet!!!
Recently a face-to-facefriend asked me how this crazy, obsessive cyber-feud I occasionally write about began. I directed him to re-read the post that kicked off this blog, Johnny Dollar Has Proven Himself To Be A Very Dangerous Person.

After he read that, and several other Not Now Silly posts about Johnny Dollar, he said, "No, that's not how it started. That's when you got involved." Yannow what? He's right. I've written all about the "who," "where." "what," and "when," but not the "how" and "why."

So, how DID I find myself under attack from an obsessive, crazy, relentless cyber-bullying mob for more than 2 years now? Why did a crazy band of sycophantic asslickers and Fox "News" surrogates decide to target me to demonstrate their special kind of psychiatric disorder?

It really is a funny story. Have a seat, kiddies, and I'll try and get it over as quickly as possible.


Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Wake up, sleepyheads. I SAID, "WAKE UP!!!"

The Not Now Silly news team has been out and about on the innertubes collecting only the most succulent headlines, at the exact moment of ripeness. So . . . pour yourself a cup of coffee, slap on your reading specs, and buckle your seat belts because it's time for today's Headlines Du Jour. 

CONSTITUTIONALLY YOURS:


Judge Questions Legality
of N.S.A. Phone Records


WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH SOME PEOPLE?


School Fails To Call 911 When Six-Year-
Old, Amazing Johnson, Severs Finger


IN LGBT NEWS:


Russian TV Star Wants to Throw Gays into Ovens – ALIVE

INSTANT RELIEF FOR AFFLUENZA SUFFERERS:


‘Affluenza’ Judge gave 14 Year-old Black kid
far more of a punishment than the rich white kid


DON'T ZIMMER ME, MAN!


O'Mara faces Florida Bar complaint about Zimmerman case

ON THE FACEBOOKERY:


Facebook to Start Showing Video
Ads This Week, Journal Reports


ANOTHER DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, 'MERKA'S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:


In The Daily Beast, A Libertarian Says It's Time To Sell Detroit's Art

PHARMACEUTICAL CORNER:


The Selling of Attention Deficit Disorder
The Number of Diagnoses Soared Amid a 20-Year Drug Marketing Campaign

FOX "NEWS" IN THE NEWS:


FOX News Channel Announces 'All-American New Year' Special
►► Starring that GREAT 'Merkin singer Susan Boyle!!! ◄◄


Fox News host Elisabeth Hasselbeck thanks
creationist for ‘standing up’ to the atheists


TODAY IN SCIENCE:


Scientists split water into hydrogen, oxygen utilizing light, nanoparticles

NEWS FROM OUTER SPACE:


 
China's flag-bearing rover
photographed on moon


Sun will 'flip upside down'
within weeks, says Nasa


Do We Live in a 10-Dimensional Hologram?
Why physicists imagine mind-bending black-hole universes.

IN ENTERTAINMENT NEWS:


Nirvana, KISS, Linda Ronstadt among Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees

IN ENVIRONMENTAL NEWS:


Has a natural world wonder just been approved
for destruction by the Australian government?

One of the natural wonders of the world is about to have
3 million cubic metres of seabed dumped on top of it.

HISTORY IS COMPLICATED:


Cats Chased Rats for Humans Over 5,000 Years Ago

Neanderthals buried their dead, according to new study

VIDEO DU JOUR:




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Monday, December 16, 2013

Headlines Du Jour ► Monday, December 16, 2013

Not Now Silly has been publishing Headlines Du Jour since October 29th. The NNS news team has learned a few things in that time. The biggest problem? The headlines simply won't wait. They're ready when they're ready and not a moment before. And worse yet, they're only stale when they've gone stale and not a moment too soon. The dilemma? The line between the two is so narrow, that one can't always tell the difference. Which is why Not Now Silly will hire only the most discerning and intelligent interns and then pay them nothing. So, let's see which intern didn't hold up their end and needs retooling.

SO GLAD WE'RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:


White supremacy’s long shadow: Why the myth of “race” still haunts America

POLITCAL CORNER:



CONSTITUTIONALLY YOURS:


Federal judge declares Utah polygamy law unconstitutional
District court ruling finds key parts of Utah polygamy laws unconstitutional.

MAKE WAR, NOT PEACE:


Female protester pictured kissing policeman accused of sexual assault

FREE THE WEED:


Here's How Many Pot Shops Will
Open In Denver After Weed Is Legal


Fort Lauderdale stockbroker 'living
proof' medical marijuana works



A NEW FOX "NEWS" LIE IN THE NEWS:

 
Krauthammer Tells PBS Viewers:
If You Want the Whole Story, ‘Try Fox’


MEGYN KELLY IN THE NEWS:


Slate Writer Who Questioned ‘White Santa’ on
Megyn Kelly’s Response: She ‘Played the Victim’


Black Marxist Jesus? Ask Megyn Kelly about this.

RELIGION CORNER:


Pope Francis Addresses ‘Ultraconservatives’ (and Limbaugh?) Calling Him a Marxist

TRUE STORY: THE "O" IN GOP STANDS FOR "OLD":


John Boehner's Budget Outburst
Shows Right-Wing Groups
Have Jumped The Shark


FLORIDUH'S NEXT SHOW TRIAL:


Another Stand Your Ground showdown?

WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE:


Poverty nation: How America created a low-wage work swamp
For decades, both parties supplanted a push for higher
wages with well-intended public aid. The result: calamity

ANOTHER DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, 'MERKA'S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:


When Detroit paved over paradise: The story of I-375

VIDEO DU JOUR:




Headlines Du Jour is a leisure-time activity of National Trufax, a wholly owned and operated subsidiary of Not Now Silly, home of the Steam-Powered Word-0-Matic and your rest stop on the Information Highway. Use our valuable bandwidth to post your news comments in today's open thread.

Sunday, December 15, 2013

Headlines Du Jour ► Sunday, December 15, 2013

Set loose throughout the internet, the Not Now Silly interns have been collecting headlines nightly for the better part of two months now. They are provisioned with wicker baskets and told not to return until they're full. It's only then they are allowed any food and water. Which brings us to today's Headlines Du Jour.

CONSTITUTIONALLY YOURS:


Judge says giant cross must be removed from San Diego mountain

HELLO, NSA? ARE YOU THERE? GOOGLE? HELLO? IS THIS THING ON?


Who's Watching You Watch Porn?
Privacy experts warn that advertisers, even the
NSA, could be following your visits to adult sites.

I GOTCHER MEGYN KELLY CHRISTMAS RIGHT HERE:


Operation White Christmas targets white
supremacist gangs, authorities say


FREE THE WEED:


Uruguay's Prez Rips Into U.N. Official Over Marijuana Law: ‘Stop Lying'

MORE DISPATCHES FROM DETROIT, 'MERKA'S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:


Federal Judge Describes, Then Supports Plot to Rob Detroit Pensioners

Red Wings arena deal with Ilitch family wins approval from Detroit downtown authority


SCIENCE IS COMPLICATED:


Previously unknown DNA code could help humanity defy aging and death

FOX "NEWS" IN THE NEWS:


Hannity, Atheist Go Head-to-Head
in Heated Battle Over the War to
End All Wars on Christmas™


Bolling Battles Atheist over Christmas
Display: ‘Wow, How Mean Can You Be?’


Andrew Sullivan Calls Fox ‘One of the
Most Powerful Forces Against Christianity’


NO-LONGER PREGGY LEGGY MEGGY BACK IN THE NEWS:


What Megyn Kelly Did — And Didn’t — Learn
From The Reaction To Her White Santa Segment


Megyn Kelly Defends White Santa "Jest": "Fox News,
And Yours Truly, Are Big Targets For Many People"





Megyn Kelly Is A Small Slender Liar!!!

Megyn Kelly Defends Her Santa Comments,
Attacks Critics For 'Race Baiting'


Megyn Kelly doubles down on ‘white Santa’: I did it for the kids

FROM OUTER SPACE:


Warning: the universe could be about ready to collapse on us

A Rare Glimpse of the Moon Orbiting the Earth From Afar

China safely soft-lands rover on the moon

VIDEO DU JOUR



 

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