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It's a long story -- hardly worth going into here -- but after this place was declared a Brownfield Site, we abandoned it for the NEW! IMPROVED!! Not Now Silly Newsroom.

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Saturday, November 9, 2013

Headlines Du Jour ► Saturday, November 9, 2013

While you were sleeping the Not Now Silly interns injected themselves into the pneumatic innertubes. There, they spent the entire night gathering Headlines Du Jour from all over the world. When they were done, they left them here for you to discover as your day begins. You're welcome.

BEST HEADLINE DU JOUR:

Friday, November 8, 2013

Headlines Du Jour ► Friday, November 8, 2013

When the Not Now Silly interns spread out at night out into the innertubes, they are tasked with collecting Headlines Du Jour. One never knows exactly what they'll come back with. Here is today's catch:

FROM THE EX-PRESIDENTS' FILE:


George W. Bush to Raise Money for Group That Converts Jews to Bring About Second Coming of Christ
The former president follows in the footsteps of Glenn Beck, who addressed the group last year.

TODAY'S WEATHER REPORT:

AUNTY EM!!! AUNTY EM!!!


After 75 Years, ‘The Wizard of Oz’ Still Has Secrets to Tell
Marching orders for the authors of 'The Wizard of Oz: The Official 75th Anniversary Companion': Find new material about a film that’s been endlessly analyzed

Thursday, November 7, 2013

Headlines Du Jour ► Thursday, November 7, 2013

Headlines Du Jour is a cornucopia of news headlines lovingly picked at the height of freshness for your reading pleasure. Headlines Du Jour comprising many topics and many interests, but from news paths less traveled.


IN ENVIRONMENTAL NEWS:


Island of debris the size of TEXAS from 2011
Japanese tsunami is headed straight for the U.S.

• Part of the over one million tons of debris dispersed in the Pacific,
the trash island is located northeast of the Hawaiian Islands
• The first documented tsunami debris to reach California arrived in April 2013
• Boats, a dock, a soccer ball, and motorcycle have all been
identified on the West Coast as confirmed tsunami debris


Wednesday, November 6, 2013

Headlines Du Jour ► Wednesday, November 6, 2013

Mayor McCheese blames the Hamburglar for asking wrong questions
Welcome to today's exciting edition of Headlines Du Jour, where only the freshest headlines are picked at the exact moment of ripeness for your news reading pleasure.

TORONTO'S MAYOR MC CHEESE ADMITS TO SMOKING CRACK:


Rob Ford : 'Yes, I have smoked crack cocaine.'
Rob Ford said he smoked crack about a
year ago. “I don’t even remember.
Probably in one of my drunken stupors.”

 
Full transcript of Mayor Rob Ford admitting he smoked crack cocaine

Doug Ford calls on Toronto police chief to step down
Says Chief Blair believes he's 'judge, jury and executioner' in case involving Mayor Rob Ford

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford 'could easily get re-elected'
The mayor's base of support hasn't eroded much, say experts

COCONUT GROVE'S SOILGATE AFFECTS POOR AND RICH:


Du Pont Mansion in Coconut Grove Is Buried in Poison

Tuesday, November 5, 2013

Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, November 5, 2013

Read tomorrow's headlines today. Today's Headlines Du Jour were all lovingly hand-picked by Aunty Em Ericann -- at just the height of ripeness -- for your news reading pleasure and left right on your doorstep, just like the good ol' days.

TODAY'S EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:


Florida Cops Made Millions Dealing Cocaine:
The Latest Asset Forfeiture Outrage