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Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Is Johnny Dollar The World's Biggest Hypocrite?

Both of the pictures above were removed from the Johnny
Dollar Depreciation Page because Mark Koldys cried a
river to facebook. Will he report my blog to Google next?
In the last few hours I have received 3 copyright infringement notifications from facebook concerning pictures of Mark Koldys, aka Johnny Dollar, on the Johnny Dollar Depreciation Page. 

IRONY ALERT: For the longest time (although it has now been removed) Johnny Dollar's Sewer had a prominently placed picture of Ellen, of NewsHounds, posted on his excuse for a blog. Mark Koldys -- who hides behind the nom de turd Johnny Dollar -- defended posting Ellen's pic by saying it was FAIR USE because the pic was found on facebook. Now how can Mark Koldys claim I have infringed on HIS copyright by posting pictures I found in public forums on the innertubes? Unless he's the world's biggest hypocrite.

Launching The Official Marc D. Sarnoff Tip Line

Sarnoff preparing his troops for the Trolleygate Town Hall.
I might as well make it official. So many people have come forward to give me tips about City of Miami Commissioner Marc D. Sarnoff on DEEP BACKGROUND, that I now have enough investigative leads to last me a lifetime, provided I die by Presidents' Day. 

It's clear that people in Miami are eager to unload what they know about Sarnoff and Miami corruption to anyone who will listen. To my regret the tips are coming from people who would prefer to remain OFF THE RECORD, which indicates a fear of Sarnoff among those who know him best. On the other hand, the tips themselves are not off the record. Consequently, I am free to chase them down to see how much truth they contain. I've learned through my many years as a writer that it can be a bit like hard rock mining. Some tips won't pan out, but others will contain valuable nuggets of information. The most recent tip sounds like it might contain pay dirt, but until I run it through the dredger I won't know how valuable it really is.

Monday, February 11, 2013

The Mark Koldys-Johnny Dollar Comment of the Day

Johnny Dollar, aka Mark Koldys,
when even his mother loved him.
Aunty Em's spies are everywhere. Paid informants told me Greyhammy was tweeting about me again. Curiosity got the best of me. Hilarity ensues.

A reminder: Greyhammy is the miserable miscreant who pinched out the excremental turd that prompted me to write "Johnny Dollar Has Proven Himself To Be A Very Dangerous Person," the post that launched this blog. Greyhammy had the bowel movement, but it took a real walking piece of shit named Johnny Dollar -- aka Mark Koldys -- to determine it was worth publishing online.