MORE DISPATCHES FROM DETROIT, 'MERKA'S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:
Detroit Thieves Rip Off World-Famous Photog Christopher Morris Twice In One Day
Bill O’Reilly: Jesus is not ‘down with’ food stamps because most poor people are drug addicts
Asshole Of The Day
Bill O’Reilly Fires Back At Jon Stewart In The War On Christmas
OH, FER FUCK'S SAKE:
CNN Throws In the Towel as it Schedules Hour-Long Glenn Beck Interview
The Day I Shook Hands With Glenn Beck
Related: All of my Aunty Em posts [that survived] at NewsHounds
Newtown 911 calls released; fear, desperation heard in voices
10 Whales Dead, 41 Still Stranded in Everglades: NOAA
HISTORY IS COMPLICATED:
Baffling 400,000-Year-Old Clue to Human Origins
Scientists have found the oldest DNA evidence yet of humans’ biological history. But instead of neatly clarifying human evolution, the finding is adding new mysteries.
SPACE HISTORY IS MORE COMPLICATED:
Youngest known X-ray binary has plenty of secrets to reveal
Most X-ray binaries are very old and no longer contain a supernova remnant.
NASA's Cassini Spacecraft Obtains Best Views of Saturn Hexagon
Peyton Reed Set To Helm ‘The Fifth Beatle,’ On Fab Four Manager Brian Epstein
►►► TODAY'S R.I.P. ◄◄◄
Danny Wells, Luigi on ‘Super Mario Bros.’ Show, Dies at 72
TODAY IN NON-MURDOCH HACKING:
Found: Hacker server storing two million pilfered passwords
Credentials belonged to users of Facebook, Yahoo, Google, Twitter, and more.