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Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, December 24, 2013

When the Not Now Silly interns began agitating for Christmas off, I decided to grant their request. I fired the whole lot of them. However, I ain't going out into the innertubes and getting my hands dirty. That's why I have purchased the very latest technology in headline collection, specially designed drone robots. Today's Headlines Du Jour are the very first to be picked by the new bots. Not only do they work cheap, but they won't demand time off.

IN LGBT NEWS:


Judge Smacks Down Utah’s Request for Stay
as Hundreds of Gay Couples Get Married


Federal judge's ruling rejects
Ohio gay marriage ban


OH, FER DUCK'S SAKE!!!


Mike Huckabee Defends Phil Robertson With a
Paranoid Rant Against Militant Homosexuals


SOILGATE:


City Of Miami Closes Two More Parks For Potential Contamination

◄ From Not Now Silly
A Century of Coconut Grove Racism ► Soilgate Is Trolleygate Writ Large

THE RACE FOR THE WHITE HOUSE:


Democrats Need To Rally Around the Issue of Income Inequality in America

THE COLOUR LINE IS THE POVERTY LINE IS THE POWER LINE:


Miami's Staggering Inequality Explained in One Map

THE EARTH IS COMPLICATED:


Reservoir found under Greenland's snow. What it means for shrinking glaciers.
The water in the huge reservoir remains liquid year-round, and researchers say it could help them estimate how Greenland's rapidly melting ice sheet will respond to global warming.

RELIGION CORNER:



ANOTHER DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, 'MERKA'S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:


Tea Party Darling Rand Paul Insists He's Sincere About Helping Detroit

UP AGAINST THE WALMART!!!


Walmart Gets Busted Forcing Employees to
Make Political Contributions to Republicans


DON'T ZIMMER ME, MAN!!!


eBay removes anti-Zimmerman artwork the
same day Zimmerman’s painting sells for $100k


I GOTCHER WAR ON CHRISTMAS RIGHT HERE:


Whips, cloaks and parchment: the
festive presents of ancient Rome

VIDEO DU JOUR:






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