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Sunday, December 29, 2013

Headlines Du Jour ► Sunday, December 29, 2013

As the year winds down to its logical end, Not Now Silly declares 2013 as having 365 days, give or take. Now that we got that out of the way, it's time for today's Headlines Du Jour.

BEST HEADLINE DU JOUR:


Woman Stabs Her Husband with a Ceramic
Squirrel Because He Didn’t Have Beer


LGBT CORNER:


Same-sex Couples Shatter
Marriage Records In Utah


RELIGION CORNER:


Fr. Jonathan Morris Compares
Phil Robertson To The Pope?


World's Third Oldest Bible Displayed at Smithsonian

Paul Ryan lectures the pope
The Catholic conservative who insists he cares about the
poor says Pope Francis doesn’t understand capitalism

TEABAGGER CORNER:


Tea Party Facebook Group Posts BioShock Image Satirizing Tea Party

FREE THE WEED:


Marijuana Legalization Would
Bring Fresh Cash to California


Denver gives out recreational
cannabis sales licences


HOW MANY YEARS WILL HE GET? YOU DO THE METH:


Oregon man on meth fights off cops while masturbating in bar: police

NOW YOU CAN EAT IN THE DARK:


Glow-In-The-Dark Piglets Created In China Using Jellyfish DNA

THE LATEST IN COCONUT GROVE:


VIDEO DU JOUR:



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