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Saturday, December 28, 2013

Headlines Du Jour ► Saturday, December 28, 2013

When Not Now Silly fired all the headline collecting interns and replaced them with robot drones, I thought life would get simpler. That has not proven the case. While they don't agitate for days off, I think the drones have become sentient. Don't look them directly in the eye and you should be fine.

I'M SO GLAD WE'RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:


‘Suspicious’ KKK flyers found in Chicago suburb: ‘The Klan is awake!’

Ann Coulter Trolls With Racist Article As
President Obama Wishes a Happy Kwanzaa



LGBT NEWS:


Catholic School Asked Gay Administrator to Dissolve His Marriage

Colorado State Football Coach Suspended For Using Gay Slur

GET THE DUCK OUTTA HERE!!!


A&E Reverses Decision to ‘Suspend’ Phil Robertson

THE "O" IN GOP STANDS FOR OLD:


Neal Boortz: GOP Won’t Take Senate in
2014, and It’s Social Conservatives’ Fault


Rove’s Republican rivals step up

WAIT!!! WHAT???


Israel Newspaper Issues Hilarious Correction to Article Claiming Bugs Bunny is Jewish

TODAY IN FLOR-I-DUH NEWS:


Tanning Salons Now Outnumber McDonald's in Florida


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