I GOTCHER PHONY WAR ON CHRISTMAS RIGHT HERE!!!
7 Reasons Why Jesus Would Hate Christmas
O’Reilly Becomes Unhinged Debating Mikey Weinstein In
The War On Christmas: “I Covered Four Wars With A Pen!”
Bill O'Reilly Repeats His Christmas Lie
O’Reilly Cooks Up A ‘War On Babies’ To Launch A War On Planned Parenthood
ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:
ANOTHER DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, 'MERKA'S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:
The Detroit Adventures of A French
Cyber-Pop Artist Named Anne Horel
DON'T ZIMMER ME, MAN!!!
George Zimmerman Joins Twitter, Shares
Thoughts on the ‘Pseudo Media,’ Phil Robertson
George Zimmerman vents on Twitter after
freelancer shoots video of him picking up guns
SO GLAD WE'RE LIVING IN A POST RACIAL SOCIETY:
Lawrence O’Donnell Condemns Phil Robertson…
But Not for His Comments About Homosexuality
NO JOKES ALLOWED!!! NEWS IS A SERIOUS BIDNEZZ:
Man Arrested After News Anchor Takes Joke Tweet Seriously
AND IN BEATLES NEWS:
Crater on planet Mercury newly named for a Beatle
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