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Saturday, December 21, 2013

Headlines Du Jour ► Saturday, December 21, 2013

There's been some trouble in News Land. Lately the Not Now Silly interns have been agitating for a livable salary. At the very least they want the minimum wage. But, why should I start paying them anything now? After I sent back into the innertubes to collect today's Headlines Du Jour, I changed all the locks and moved offices. That'll teach them. In the meantime there are now several openings for interns at Not Now Silly. Apply within. And now the news:

LGBT NEWS:


Federal judge strikes down Utah's same-sex marriage ban

IN THE ECOLOGY:

 
Significant Victory for Ecuadorians in Oil Pollution Case Against Chevron

I GOTCHER PHONY WAR ON CHRISTMAS RIGHT HERE!!!


7 Reasons Why Jesus Would Hate Christmas

O’Reilly Becomes Unhinged Debating Mikey Weinstein In
The War On Christmas: “I Covered Four Wars With A Pen!”


Bill O'Reilly Repeats His Christmas Lie

I GOTCHER PHONY WAR ON PLANNED PARENTHOOD RIGHT HERE!!!


O’Reilly Cooks Up A ‘War On Babies’ To Launch A War On Planned Parenthood

ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:



ANOTHER DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, 'MERKA'S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:


The Detroit Adventures of A French
Cyber-Pop Artist Named Anne Horel




DON'T ZIMMER ME, MAN!!!


George Zimmerman Joins Twitter, Shares
Thoughts on the ‘Pseudo Media,’ Phil Robertson


George Zimmerman vents on Twitter after
freelancer shoots video of him picking up guns


SO GLAD WE'RE LIVING IN A POST RACIAL SOCIETY:


Lawrence O’Donnell Condemns Phil Robertson…
But Not for His Comments About Homosexuality


NO JOKES ALLOWED!!! NEWS IS A SERIOUS BIDNEZZ:


Man Arrested After News Anchor Takes Joke Tweet Seriously

AND IN BEATLES NEWS:


Crater on planet Mercury newly named for a Beatle

VIDEO DU JOUR:




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