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Tuesday, November 5, 2013

Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, November 5, 2013

Read tomorrow's headlines today. Today's Headlines Du Jour were all lovingly hand-picked by Aunty Em Ericann -- at just the height of ripeness -- for your news reading pleasure and left right on your doorstep, just like the good ol' days.

TODAY'S EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:


Florida Cops Made Millions Dealing Cocaine:
The Latest Asset Forfeiture Outrage


TODAY'S TECH NEWS:


"Our Understanding of Gravity is Fundamentally Wrong" --
Two Conflicting Theories of the Universe


IN RELIGIOUS NEWS:


Generation atheist! Millennials to religion — get out of politics
Millennials are much less attached to religion than their
elders -- the politicization of the church might be why

OBAMACARE NEWS:


Under Health Care Act, Millions Eligible for Free Policies

THE BEST ANSWER TO A QUESTION THAT SHOULD NEVER BE ASKED:


Mike Michaud: Yes, I am gay. ‘But why should it matter?’


THE LATEST FROM TORONTO MAYOR ROB FORD'S CLOWN CAR:

 
► OPINION ◄
Give Rob Ford what he wants: release the video
Oozing deceit even as he professes sincerity, Ford exhausts the patience of all including
the kindly octogenarian who urged him to take a leave, saying “the city will survive.”

TODAY IN TRAITOR NEWS:


Michael Vannak Khem Misiewicz, Navy Commander,
Accused Of Selling Secrets For Prostitutes, Lady Gaga Tickets



THE LATEST IN FOX "NEWS" NEWS:


Gretchen Carlson gets shut down after calling
LGBT rights and climate change ‘distractions’



Ed Schultz Fires Back at ‘Coward’ Hannity
for Declining Debate Challenge



The Simpsons Brutally Mocks
CNN, MSNBC and Especially Fox News


WHO IS A BIGGER WACKO BIRD?


Move over, Ted Cruz: Rand Paul’s wacko public meltdown
The proven plagiarist trashes his “haters” and wishes he could
challenge them to a duel. Who’s the wacko-bird now?

VIDEO DU JOUR:


Street musician gets surprise backup vocals from famous singer
 

 

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