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Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, November 26, 2013

The Not Now Silly News Team has been working all night long to compile the very best of today's Headlines Du Jour. So, grab a cop of coffee and settle down to the best damn headlines found anywhere.

TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY?

Christian Tea Party Terrorist Claims 2nd Amendment
Authority To Shoot President Obama!


STAND YOUR GROUND:


‘Stand your ground’ moves to Ohio Senate

Police find 12-gauge, rifle, and more than 100
rounds at George Zimmerman’s girlfriend’s home


Why George Zimmerman Was Arrested
Immediately When He Abused A White Woman


The Curious Case Of George Zimmerman’s Public Defender

FREE THE WEED:


Pot smokers warned: think twice
before crossing U.S. border

Canadians heading south to sample
legal marijuana should not expect
a warm welcome at the border

ANOTHER DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, 'MERKA'S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:


Task force to compile database
in Detroit blight fight


Thieves target massive water
tower at Packard Plant in Detroit


Torched: Jefferson Ave's Historic Somerset Apartments

Video: The Diego Rivera Murals As You've Never Seen Them



FOX NEWS IN THE NEWS:


Ed Schultz Blasts Fox’s ‘Steve Douchey,’ Cavuto
for Claiming Iran Deal Distraction from Obamacare


Sarah Palin Snubs Bill O'Reilly?!

Fox Host: Obamacare is worse than Katrina
or the Iraq War because it touches more lives


I AIN'T AFRAID OF NO GHOSTS:


‘Ghost-hunters’ allegedly burn down historic Louisiana plantation

The Ghost In The Machine

HAITIAN HATE IN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC:


Dominicans expel 244 Haitians over border killings

IN LGBT NEWS:

The Very Gay History of the Almost Lost
Tradition of the Sunday Tea Dance


CRACKED MAYOR CORNER:


Blair must explain why police didn't arrest Rob Ford
Why did police sit back and watch the mayor for months while he repeatedly met with an alleged dealer and apparently took curious packages from him?

  Drunken Mayor Goes Bonkers After Being Arrested by
His Own Police Force


CRACKED CORNER:


Atheist drops golfer’s sponsorship over fears
Ted Cruz, Glenn Beck could taint business

The Day I Shook Hands With Glenn Beck

LAWSUIT DU JOUR:


Yuliana Avalos, Miami Bikini Model, Sues
Match.com For $1.5 Billion Over Stolen Photos


PERFECT FOR THE NUCLEAR FAMILY:


This House Has A Massive Door Going To The Basement.
When You See What’s Down There, You’ll Get It.


ENTERTAINMENT CORNER:


Doctor Who's 50th anniversary episode breaks the Timelord's
number one rule and re-writes history - and reminds us
why Matt Smith and David Tennant were so irritating

 

VIDEO DU JOUR


Brian Wilson, Frank Zappa & Graham Nash Go Inside Pop
Fascinating 1967 film lifts the lid on “the strange and compelling scene called ‘pop music’”.



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