TODAY IN WINGNUTTIA:
► They can't claim him, so they'll dis his party instead ◄
TODAY'S EXCITING EPISODES OF COPS GONE WILD:
A sociologist interrogates the criminal-justice system, and tries to stay out of the spotlight.
As part of the Global War on Terror, the US has exported its border patrol model to the Caribbean.
TODAY IN FLOR-I-DUH NEWS:
CANADIAN DRUG CORNER:
► You can't make this shit up ►
CANADIAN BULLY CORNER:
SPHINCTER DU JOUR:
NEWS FROM OUTER SPACE:
Comet Ison, first spotted a year ago, is now visible to the naked
eye and will continue to brighten as it hurtles toward the sun
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