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Saturday, November 23, 2013

Headlines Du Jour ► Saturday, November 23, 2013

Good morning, sleepyheads. While you were getting your 40 winks, the Not Now Silly interns were out collecting today's Headlines Du Jour. So, pour yourself a cup of java, sit down, and check out what you've been missing.

NOSTALGIA AIN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE:


The actual Maltese Falcon is for sale, so why not treat yourself?

LIARS CORNER:


Gov Scott Walker, Time Lord: Says he left college
for the birth of his son, 4 years before he was born

FREE THE WEED:


Denver Now Has More Marijuana Dispensaries Than It Does Starbucks

‘No explanation’ for federal raid on Denver-area pot dealers

► A song for anything and anything for a song ◄



CRACK CORNER:


Rob Ford police investigation: 'Domestic assault' call at Ford home sidetracked police sting
Mayor followed the August incident at his home with a three-day hotel stay near ‘crack central’ and a barbecue with the prime minister.

WATCH: Late night hosts make more cracks about Rob Ford

RELIGION CORNER:


Evolution debate again engulfs Texas board

JUMPING JOSAPHAT
This week the steeple of St. Josaphat Catholic Church, at I-75 and East Canfield, was damaged by heavy winds and will have to come down. Harry Arnold sends his drone-cam out to record iconic Detroit locations and gave us a bird's eye view of the damage to this beautiful structure.



CRAZY CORNER:


Glenn Beck Goes Off The Deep End and
Claims JFK Would Be a Tea Party Radical

The Day I Shook Hands With Glenn Beck

BULLY CORNER:

► Scratch a bully, find a bigger bully ◄
Iowa Parents Defend Kids’ Bullying Of Autistic
Student, Saying He Brought It On Himself

Does Fox "News" Support Johnny Dollar?
The latest news on what my cyber-bullies are up to.
With those psychopaths, it's always something.

TODAY IN FLOR-I-DUH NEWS:


Florida Woman, Enraged When Duck Won't
Eat Her Candy, Runs It Over With Car


VIDEO DU JOUR:




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