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Friday, March 15, 2013

The Girls On Fox "News"

Austin Cunningham hiding his
mid-back-length hair in a ponytail.
Austin Cunningham is a Country Music singer/songwriter who's not yet popular enough to have his own Wikipedia page created by his management team. 

No matter, because with his latest song he's attempting to become the next Willie Nelson, or is that Ray Stevens? The truth of the matter is it's hard to know whether Cunningham is being serious or delirious with his latest song "The Girls On Fox News." I wonder if the Foxy "girls," who would prefer to be known for their brains, not their beauty, are amused. Maybe they are simply flattered. Regardless, here's one song you won't be hearing any time soon on Fox "News," no matter how much of a toe-tapper it is.

I had to go all the way to Austin Cunningham's own web site for his bio:

Early on in his career, Garland, Texas native Austin Cunningham carved out a place for himself as a songwriter. He has had songs recorded by artists such as Hank Williams, Jr., Martina McBride, Dolly Parton, Wynonna, Chris Knight, Del McCoury, and the list goes on. Austin has songs on feature film soundtracks including Ashley Judd’s Where the Heart Is, and the Richard Gere/Winona Ryder film, Autumn in New York. He and his music are featured in "Hey Dillon", a documentary about one of the "last great DJs", Brett Dillon of KHYI in Dallas. Austin has performed at the Sundance Film Festival for the Bluebird CafĂ© On the Road series, and a few years back, was awarded the coveted Johnny Mercer Award for “Emerging American Songwriters”.

Although writing is Austin’s first passion, he is no slouch at performing, blazing a trail with live shows across the U.S. and is a favorite on the Texas Music Scene. With a strong voice and some of the best guitar playing you’ll ever hear, he always manages to captivate his audience. Whether performing an acoustic solo, or rocking the house with a strat and a full band, it is entertainment at it’s best. This is just good, roots music mixed with great stories.
The best story he's told so far, aside from that biography, is about the "girls" on Fox "News." If you want to catch Austin live, here's his full schedule. He seems to be playing all the big rooms:

Mar 26, 2013 - Cadillac Pizza Pub -  Mckinney, TX
Apr 30, 2013 - Cadillac Pizza Pub - Mckinney, TX
May 4, 2013 - Soldier's Wings Benefit Show - San Antonio, TX
May 18, 2013 - Kevin Deal's Texas Music Revival - Denison, TX
May 28, 2013 - Cadillac Pizza Pub - Mckinney, TX
Jun 1, 2013 - Joey - Pottsville, TN