HEY YOU! YES, YOU!!

HEY YOU! YES, YOU!!


However you may have arrived here, this is the old Not Not Silly Newsroom.

It's a long story -- hardly worth going into here -- but after this place was declared a Brownfield Site, we abandoned it for the NEW! IMPROVED!! Not Now Silly Newsroom.

Feel free to stay and read what you came here to read, but when it's time to leave go to the new place by clicking HERE.

Tuesday, December 31, 2013

Monday, December 30, 2013

The 32nd Annual King Mango Strut

Fake Ford, Fake Francis
The IM came from a functionary of the King Mango Strut: "Can we go off the record?" 

This can be a trap for a journalist. Answer "Yes" and anything you're told cannot be reported. Answer "No" and you may lose a good tip. What to do? What to do?

After thinking it over for 10 seconds -- and remembering how an anonymous tip led to all my reporting on Trolleygate -- I agreed to go "off the record."

"The Rob Ford that will be Grand Marshall at tomorrow's King Mango Strut is not the real Rob Ford. He's a lookalike."


Headlines Du Jour ► Monday, December 30, 2013

As we count down the days to the New Year, Not Now Silly is grateful for headline collecting robot drones. My New Year's resolution is to get more headline collecting robot drones. Meanwhile, here are today's Headlines Du Jour.

OH! STOP!! MY!!! SIDES!!!!


Republicans Go Mad As Pope Francis and President
Obama Deliver The Same Economic Message


FREE THE WEED!!!


10 things to know about nation's first
recreational marijuana shops in Colorado


Saturday, December 28, 2013

What's Going On At The Taurus Bar?

Framework for an awning is being installed on The Taurus Bar, December 19, 2013.
This work may or may not be non-conforming, may or may be contrary to previous
promises, and may or may not have been built without benefit of a building
permit. With the Grove Gardens Residence Condominiums in the background.
A recent visit to Coconut Grove to document The Bicycle Shop revealed work going on at The Taurus Bar, the venerable watering hole in front of the Grove Gardens Residence Condominiums. 

Based on my previous investigations of [allegedly] illegal work going on inside the E.W.F. Stirrup House, it's fair to ask the following questions: *

Headlines Du Jour ► Saturday, December 28, 2013

When Not Now Silly fired all the headline collecting interns and replaced them with robot drones, I thought life would get simpler. That has not proven the case. While they don't agitate for days off, I think the drones have become sentient. Don't look them directly in the eye and you should be fine.

I'M SO GLAD WE'RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:


‘Suspicious’ KKK flyers found in Chicago suburb: ‘The Klan is awake!’

Ann Coulter Trolls With Racist Article As
President Obama Wishes a Happy Kwanzaa


Friday, December 27, 2013

Headlines Du Jour ► Friday, December 27, 2013

Earlier this week, when I introduced robot drones to collect the daily headlines, little did I know how smoothly things would run in the Not Now Silly news room. Now when I wake up, the robots have already returned and the headlines are waiting on my desk. If I could only find a robot with news sense to cull the bad headlines -- and then post this to the blog -- I could sleep in. 

I'm also going to need a never-ending supply of AAA batteries; these suckers use a lot of power. No matter, let's get right to today's Headlines Du Jour.

WHERE WILL FUTURE HEADLINES DU JOUR COME FROM?


As fewer people read newspapers, more share their front pages

Thursday, December 26, 2013

Headlines Du Jour ► Thursday, December 26, 2013

With baby Jesus' birthday over, the world holds its collective breath until New Year's Rockin' Eve. Meanwhile, the new Not Now Silly headline robots are working out perfectly. No more work stoppages; no more complaints. So, get ready for today's Headlines Du Jour. 

BEST HEADLINE DU JOUR:


Man charged with stealing handcuffs he
was wearing in escape from police cruiser


Wednesday, December 25, 2013

Headlines Du Jour ► Wednesday, December 25, 2013 ► The All Christmas Edition

Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Not a Jew was stirring
Not even a meshugenah in a crushed velvet suit. . .

Welcome to the All Christmas edition of Headlines Du Jour.


I GOTCHER PHONY WAR ON CHRISTMAS RIGHT HERE!!!


‘We are winning the culture
wars’: Cenk Uygur mocks Bill
O’Reilly’s fear of ‘secularist left’




9 reasons Fox News thinks there’s a war on Christmas
Fox thinks Christianity is under attack, thanks to non-
white Santas, freedom of speech and the word "holiday"

Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, December 24, 2013

When the Not Now Silly interns began agitating for Christmas off, I decided to grant their request. I fired the whole lot of them. However, I ain't going out into the innertubes and getting my hands dirty. That's why I have purchased the very latest technology in headline collection, specially designed drone robots. Today's Headlines Du Jour are the very first to be picked by the new bots. Not only do they work cheap, but they won't demand time off.

IN LGBT NEWS:


Judge Smacks Down Utah’s Request for Stay
as Hundreds of Gay Couples Get Married


Federal judge's ruling rejects
Ohio gay marriage ban


Monday, December 23, 2013

The Bicycle Shop The Latest In The Cultural Plunder of Coconut Grove

The Coconut Grove Playhouse before the hoarding was fixed
Recent news trickling out of Miami-Dade County has exposed more backroom machinations concerning the Coconut Grove Playhouse and -- appearing for the very first time in any of the negotiations -- The Bicycle Shop. 

Before getting too deeply into the weeds, this news proves that once again the ultimate stakeholders -- the citizens of Coconut Grove and taxpayers of Miami -- were played for dupes. All decisions concerning the Playhouse's future have already been set in stone, without any public input whatsoever. Furthermore, not all those decisions have been made public yet, such as the ultimate design. 

There was a time I was ambivalent about the Coconut Grove Playhouse. I vaguely understood it to be mired in scandal and controversy. However, my cursory research showed that it was one of those things that served White Coconut Grove and I was researching the unique history of Black Coconut Grove. I was already committed to saving the historic, 120-year old E.W.F. Stirrup House; I didn't have time for another Coconut Grove boondoggle.


Headlines Du Jour ► Monday, December 23, 2013

No sooner does Not Now Silly fire one set of interns over labour unrest, than this new cabal shows its true colours. Inexplicably, despite the letters of recommendation which is sole the reward of all unpaid interns, they're now demanding the holidays off. They're starting with Christmas, but before they're done they'll be wanting to take Bahá'u'lláh's Birthday off. It has to stop somewhere. I am now interviewing interns. Apply within.

FREE THE WEED!!!


The Media Should Stop Pretending Marijuana's
Risks Are a Mystery -- The Science Is Clear


FREE THE VEGETABLE!!!


In Florida, A Turf War Blooms Over
Front-Yard Vegetable Gardening


Sunday, December 22, 2013

Headlines Du Jour ► Sunday, December 22, 2013

Following yesterday's insurrection by the Not Now Silly interns, let's just say you'll never see or hear from them again. A brand new team of interns were hired, trained, and sent out overnight to collect today's Headlines Du Jour.

BEST HEADLINE DU JOUR:


Robot Handjobs Are The Future, And The Future Is Coming

LGBT NEWS:


LGBT activist reported missing

In Striking Down Utah's Gay Marriage
Ban, Judge Gives Scalia Big Bear Hug


When Having Condoms Gets You Arrested

Saturday, December 21, 2013

Headlines Du Jour ► Saturday, December 21, 2013

There's been some trouble in News Land. Lately the Not Now Silly interns have been agitating for a livable salary. At the very least they want the minimum wage. But, why should I start paying them anything now? After I sent back into the innertubes to collect today's Headlines Du Jour, I changed all the locks and moved offices. That'll teach them. In the meantime there are now several openings for interns at Not Now Silly. Apply within. And now the news:

LGBT NEWS:


Federal judge strikes down Utah's same-sex marriage ban

Friday, December 20, 2013

Headlines Du Jour ► Friday, December 20, 2013

With the year coming to an end, Not Now Silly will NOT be participating in any of those Best/Worst lists that plague most web sites at this time of year. No, the news team will continue to do what it does best: Collect headlines from all over the world and drop them here for your reading enjoyment.

IN LGBT NEWS:


New Mexico Becomes 17th State to Legalize Same-Sex Marriage

Thursday, December 19, 2013

Headlines Du Jour ► Thursday, December 19, 2013

Each morning I sit by the open window waiting. I wait for the return of the Not Now Silly interns, who are both the hunters and the gatherers of this operation. The NNS interns have spent the entire night reconnoitering the innertubes and foraging for nothing but the best and most succulent headlines. They are picked at the exact moment of ripeness and brought back to me for inspection. I take these proto-headlines, check them for bugs, put them through a patented homogenization process, and VOILA! Today's Headlines Du Jour.

PUT THIS ON PAY-PER-VIEW SETTLE THE NATIONAL DEBT:


McCain To Reid: 'I'm Going To Kick The Crap Out Of You'

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Anatomy of a Cyber-Feud ► The Mark Koldys-Johnny Dollar Comment of the Day

So many lies. Let's count:

1). I don't have 2 websites; 2). Not Now Silly covers many more topics than Mark
Koldys' and his crazy obsession with me, but I do touch upon it from time to time;
3). I have never harassed anyone's family; 4). I have never stalked nor harassed
either Mark Koldys nor Ashley Graham; 5). If you bother to look you will see that
95%, of Grayhammy's timeline is devoted to stalking and harassing me; 6). Unlike
The Flying Monkey Squad I don't choose victims to attack; 7). Now Johnny Dollar is
pretending to be MY victim?; 8). That's funny because Grayhammy has said that I play
the victim card; 9). I didn't choose this feud; 10) I was drafted into defending myself.

That might be a new record for the most lies in a 140 character tweet!!!
Recently a face-to-facefriend asked me how this crazy, obsessive cyber-feud I occasionally write about began. I directed him to re-read the post that kicked off this blog, Johnny Dollar Has Proven Himself To Be A Very Dangerous Person.

After he read that, and several other Not Now Silly posts about Johnny Dollar, he said, "No, that's not how it started. That's when you got involved." Yannow what? He's right. I've written all about the "who," "where." "what," and "when," but not the "how" and "why."

So, how DID I find myself under attack from an obsessive, crazy, relentless cyber-bullying mob for more than 2 years now? Why did a crazy band of sycophantic asslickers and Fox "News" surrogates decide to target me to demonstrate their special kind of psychiatric disorder?

It really is a funny story. Have a seat, kiddies, and I'll try and get it over as quickly as possible.


Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Wake up, sleepyheads. I SAID, "WAKE UP!!!"

The Not Now Silly news team has been out and about on the innertubes collecting only the most succulent headlines, at the exact moment of ripeness. So . . . pour yourself a cup of coffee, slap on your reading specs, and buckle your seat belts because it's time for today's Headlines Du Jour. 

CONSTITUTIONALLY YOURS:


Judge Questions Legality
of N.S.A. Phone Records


WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH SOME PEOPLE?


School Fails To Call 911 When Six-Year-
Old, Amazing Johnson, Severs Finger


IN LGBT NEWS:


Russian TV Star Wants to Throw Gays into Ovens – ALIVE

INSTANT RELIEF FOR AFFLUENZA SUFFERERS:


‘Affluenza’ Judge gave 14 Year-old Black kid
far more of a punishment than the rich white kid


DON'T ZIMMER ME, MAN!


O'Mara faces Florida Bar complaint about Zimmerman case

ON THE FACEBOOKERY:


Facebook to Start Showing Video
Ads This Week, Journal Reports


ANOTHER DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, 'MERKA'S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:


In The Daily Beast, A Libertarian Says It's Time To Sell Detroit's Art

PHARMACEUTICAL CORNER:


The Selling of Attention Deficit Disorder
The Number of Diagnoses Soared Amid a 20-Year Drug Marketing Campaign

FOX "NEWS" IN THE NEWS:


FOX News Channel Announces 'All-American New Year' Special
►► Starring that GREAT 'Merkin singer Susan Boyle!!! ◄◄


Fox News host Elisabeth Hasselbeck thanks
creationist for ‘standing up’ to the atheists


TODAY IN SCIENCE:


Scientists split water into hydrogen, oxygen utilizing light, nanoparticles

NEWS FROM OUTER SPACE:


 
China's flag-bearing rover
photographed on moon


Sun will 'flip upside down'
within weeks, says Nasa


Do We Live in a 10-Dimensional Hologram?
Why physicists imagine mind-bending black-hole universes.

IN ENTERTAINMENT NEWS:


Nirvana, KISS, Linda Ronstadt among Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees

IN ENVIRONMENTAL NEWS:


Has a natural world wonder just been approved
for destruction by the Australian government?

One of the natural wonders of the world is about to have
3 million cubic metres of seabed dumped on top of it.

HISTORY IS COMPLICATED:


Cats Chased Rats for Humans Over 5,000 Years Ago

Neanderthals buried their dead, according to new study

VIDEO DU JOUR:




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Monday, December 16, 2013

Headlines Du Jour ► Monday, December 16, 2013

Not Now Silly has been publishing Headlines Du Jour since October 29th. The NNS news team has learned a few things in that time. The biggest problem? The headlines simply won't wait. They're ready when they're ready and not a moment before. And worse yet, they're only stale when they've gone stale and not a moment too soon. The dilemma? The line between the two is so narrow, that one can't always tell the difference. Which is why Not Now Silly will hire only the most discerning and intelligent interns and then pay them nothing. So, let's see which intern didn't hold up their end and needs retooling.

SO GLAD WE'RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:


White supremacy’s long shadow: Why the myth of “race” still haunts America

POLITCAL CORNER:



CONSTITUTIONALLY YOURS:


Federal judge declares Utah polygamy law unconstitutional
District court ruling finds key parts of Utah polygamy laws unconstitutional.

MAKE WAR, NOT PEACE:


Female protester pictured kissing policeman accused of sexual assault

FREE THE WEED:


Here's How Many Pot Shops Will
Open In Denver After Weed Is Legal


Fort Lauderdale stockbroker 'living
proof' medical marijuana works



A NEW FOX "NEWS" LIE IN THE NEWS:

 
Krauthammer Tells PBS Viewers:
If You Want the Whole Story, ‘Try Fox’


MEGYN KELLY IN THE NEWS:


Slate Writer Who Questioned ‘White Santa’ on
Megyn Kelly’s Response: She ‘Played the Victim’


Black Marxist Jesus? Ask Megyn Kelly about this.

RELIGION CORNER:


Pope Francis Addresses ‘Ultraconservatives’ (and Limbaugh?) Calling Him a Marxist

TRUE STORY: THE "O" IN GOP STANDS FOR "OLD":


John Boehner's Budget Outburst
Shows Right-Wing Groups
Have Jumped The Shark


FLORIDUH'S NEXT SHOW TRIAL:


Another Stand Your Ground showdown?

WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE:


Poverty nation: How America created a low-wage work swamp
For decades, both parties supplanted a push for higher
wages with well-intended public aid. The result: calamity

ANOTHER DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, 'MERKA'S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:


When Detroit paved over paradise: The story of I-375

VIDEO DU JOUR:




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Sunday, December 15, 2013

Headlines Du Jour ► Sunday, December 15, 2013

Set loose throughout the internet, the Not Now Silly interns have been collecting headlines nightly for the better part of two months now. They are provisioned with wicker baskets and told not to return until they're full. It's only then they are allowed any food and water. Which brings us to today's Headlines Du Jour.

CONSTITUTIONALLY YOURS:


Judge says giant cross must be removed from San Diego mountain

HELLO, NSA? ARE YOU THERE? GOOGLE? HELLO? IS THIS THING ON?


Who's Watching You Watch Porn?
Privacy experts warn that advertisers, even the
NSA, could be following your visits to adult sites.

I GOTCHER MEGYN KELLY CHRISTMAS RIGHT HERE:


Operation White Christmas targets white
supremacist gangs, authorities say


FREE THE WEED:


Uruguay's Prez Rips Into U.N. Official Over Marijuana Law: ‘Stop Lying'

MORE DISPATCHES FROM DETROIT, 'MERKA'S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:


Federal Judge Describes, Then Supports Plot to Rob Detroit Pensioners

Red Wings arena deal with Ilitch family wins approval from Detroit downtown authority


SCIENCE IS COMPLICATED:


Previously unknown DNA code could help humanity defy aging and death

FOX "NEWS" IN THE NEWS:


Hannity, Atheist Go Head-to-Head
in Heated Battle Over the War to
End All Wars on Christmas™


Bolling Battles Atheist over Christmas
Display: ‘Wow, How Mean Can You Be?’


Andrew Sullivan Calls Fox ‘One of the
Most Powerful Forces Against Christianity’


NO-LONGER PREGGY LEGGY MEGGY BACK IN THE NEWS:


What Megyn Kelly Did — And Didn’t — Learn
From The Reaction To Her White Santa Segment


Megyn Kelly Defends White Santa "Jest": "Fox News,
And Yours Truly, Are Big Targets For Many People"





Megyn Kelly Is A Small Slender Liar!!!

Megyn Kelly Defends Her Santa Comments,
Attacks Critics For 'Race Baiting'


Megyn Kelly doubles down on ‘white Santa’: I did it for the kids

FROM OUTER SPACE:


Warning: the universe could be about ready to collapse on us

A Rare Glimpse of the Moon Orbiting the Earth From Afar

China safely soft-lands rover on the moon

VIDEO DU JOUR



 

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Saturday, December 14, 2013

Megyn Kelly Is A Small Slender Liar!!! *

Megyn Kelly of The Kelly File is simply lying. Last night she went on the air to say she was only joking the other night when she insisted -- INSISTED!!! -- that both Santa Claus and Jesus H. Christ ** are real and both are White dudes:
Just because it makes you feel uncomfortable doesn’t mean it has to change. I mean, Jesus was a white man, too. He was a historical figure and that’s verifiable fact, as is Santa - I just want the kids watching to know that.
If no-longer preggy Leggy Meggy were really joking, there would have been some indication of it, no matter how slight. A sly grin perhaps. An upturned eyebrow denoting sarcasm. Some telegraphing to her audience that this was a light-hearted segment, not to be taken too seriously. But take a look at the original clip again. She's as serious as a Dick Cheney hearty attack. She's not joking. She's demonstrating anger and frustration. Even Loofah Lad's lame Body Language reader would be able to catch it. Watch for yourself and decide whether she's joking:


In defending her highly attuned sense of humour -- and trashing the millions of people who simply took her remarks wrong -- Leggy Meggy turned over the race card and played the victim:
Cue the firestorm of controversy over my declaring Santa’s skin color. Many questioning whether I understand that Santa is a mythical figure. Others suggesting I am a racist who is outraged at the idea of a black Santa.

This would be funny if it were not so telling about our society, in particular the kneejerk instinct by so many to race bait and to assume the worst in people. Especially people employed by the very powerful Fox News Channel.
Yeah, because everyone who saw the segment with their own lying eyes were simply mistaken, and that includes most of the internet. Both The Daily Show and The Colbert Report took shots at Kelly on the same night over her highly elevated sense of Crazy White Privilege and Entitlement. But, everybody is wrong. Nothing to see here. Move along.

However, to compound her extreme asshattery, Kelly practically ignores the valid criticism that she is 100% wrong to say Jesus was White, which is far more offensive than a casual statement declaring fictional Santa is a real White guy. This is all she said about that:
By the way, I also said Jesus is white. As I’ve learned in the past two days, that is far from settled.
Far from settled?!?! Not, "I said something bone-headed?"

Not once did Megyn Kelly take any ownership of any of the words that tumbled out of her own mouth. She hid behind the fig leaf of every scoundrel who has ever gotten a disapproving response to a racist joke: "HEY! I was just joking. Don't you have a sense of humour?"

In Megyn Kelly's White World of Privilege™ everyone else is at fault for misinterpreting her words, despite the fact that she's paid good money to put across her thoughts in a cogent manner. If the entire internet got it wrong, maybe it was the messenger, Kelly. Maybe it was the message, too.

However, yannow who else didn't think she was joking? Stormfront, described as "the first major hate site on the internet," knew exactly what Megyn Kelly was saying and rushed to her defense.



* With apologies to Senator Al Franken

** For the record: I accept Jesus was an historic figure, just not a White one. Whether Santa is real: As I've learned in the past two days from talking to children, that is far from settled.

h/t  Priscilla at NewsHounds

Headlines Du Jour ► Saturday, December 14, 2013

Good morning, sleepyheads! As you were getting your shut-eye, the Not Now Silly news team spread out in the less- populated precincts of the innertubes, gathering only the most succulent headlines for your reading enjoyment. Let's get right to it.

FOX "NEWS" IN THE NEWS:



SPEAKING OF JESUS:


Brutal offshore Christian reform school exposed in new documentary

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:



DIDJA FALL IN?



SCIENCE IS COMPLICATED:



THE PLANET IS COMPLICATED:



CRACK MAYOR CORNER:


The mayor has admitted to drug use, and there's
evidence of other troubling behaviour like
driving drunk. Is this a case for Children's Aid?

NEWS YOU CAN USE:



RELIGION CORNER:



VIDEO DU JOUR:

 An EmTV Production
 

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Friday, December 13, 2013

Headlines Du Jour ► Friday, December 13, 2013

It's Friday the 13th and the Not Now Silly news interns have been toiling all night long in the darkest recesses of the internet, collecting only the must scrumptious headlines for your reading pleasure. So, here are today's unlucky Headlines Du Jour.

BEST HEADLINE OF THE MONTH:


U.S. Charity Revealed As Buyer
Of Hopi Masks, Promises To
Return Artifacts To Tribe


LGBT NEWS:


George Clooney Addresses Gay Rumors In The Best Way Possible

TODAY IN IMMIGRATION:


Arizona detective quits after learning she’s
been living in the U.S. illegally since childhood


SO GLAD WE'RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:


Virginia GOP senatorial candidate: Desegregation
‘was the beginning of the decline’ for schools


Volunteer fire chief resigns over shockingly offensive Facebook posts, but denies he’s racist

COMPASSION CORNER:


Startup CEO Wishes Homeless ‘Degenerates’ Would
Stop Ruining ‘The Civilized Part’ Of San Francisco


IT'S A SMALL WORLD, AFTER ALL:


We Found This 20-Year-Old T-Shirt In Kenya. The Internet Found The Original Owner

FOX "NEWS" IN THE NEWS:


Fox News' Brian Kilmeade
Mocks Nelson Mandela Sign
Language Interpreter


Other ‘Verifiable Facts’ for Fox to Investigate
About Your Favorite Christmas Characters


NO LONGER PREGGY LEGGY MEGGY IN THE NEWS:


Megyn Kelly Wants Kids At Home To Know That Jesus And Santa Were White

What Megyn Kelly's White Santa Says About Power Dynamics In Journalism

The (Race) War on Christmas: Megyn Kelly Declares ‘Santa Claus Just Is White’ and So Was Jesus

THE "O" IN GOP STANDS FOR OLD:


Rachel Maddow: GOP in shambles as internal war goes public

GOP Planning on Tighter Control Over 2016
Primaries: Fewer Debates, Better Moderators


THE "G" IN GOP STANDS FOR GOD:


For Budget Deal, Paul Ryan Called the Jesus of the Republican Party

THE NEWEST EXCUSE FOR RICH PEOPLE TO GET AWAY WITH MANSLAUGHTER:


Texas man who lost wife and daughter to rich kid drunk driver fuming over sentence

CRACK MAYOR CORNER:


Rob Ford: Daniel Dale tells us why he’s taking legal action
I am serving the mayor of Toronto with a libel notice. Here’s why.

Rob Ford: Daniel Dale files libel notice against Toronto mayor
Toronto Star reporter Daniel Dale has served a libel notice against Mayor Rob Ford and Vision
TV in connection with comments Ford made on Conrad Black’s television show The Zoomer.

BEST HEADLINE OF THE DAY:


The woolly jumper flashmob that became a YouTube hit
Loes Veenstra spent 50 years knitting woolly jumpers on her home street in
Rotterdam only to pack them away, never to be worn. Surely she and they
deserved better? Enter one very colourful (and toasty) flashmob

VIDEO DU JOUR:



 

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Thursday, December 12, 2013

Headlines Du Jour ► Thursday, December 12, 2013

While you were sleeping the Now Now Silly news team was wandering up and down, back and forth, throughout the entire internet to gather nothing but the best in headlines. Only when they return are they finally fed their one meal a day. But don't be concerned for them because it's time for today's Headlines Du Jour.

WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE:


It Takes A McDonald's Worker 4 Months
To Earn What The CEO Gets In An Hour


TODAY IN GOD:


Hindus join Satanists demanding equal placement on Oklahoma capitol grounds


FINALLY! A FAIR AND BALANCED REPORT!!!


Rupert Murdoch Called
'Evil' In His Own Newspaper


FOX "NEWS" IN THE NEWS:


Megyn Kelly Ignores Guest's Depiction
Of Danish PM As "Danish Pastry"


Fox News’ Brian Kilmeade tells general:
Iraq was a ‘great place’ until U.S. left


I GOTCHER WAR ON CHRISTMAS RIGHT HERE:


Christmas is a Pagan Holiday – Get Over it Already

6 conspiracy theories about the imaginary war on Christmas

Satanists & Atheists Vie For Space In Florida Capitol

ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:


Cops killed Harlem man after they mistook friendly Taser fire for knife stab: lawsuit

The "O" IN GOP STANDS FOR OLD:


GOP Plan to "Punish" Democrats Is Probably the Stupidest Thing You've Ever Heard Of

Republicans’ self-hatred swells: The GOP vs. its own base

MORE DISPATCHES ABOUT DETROIT, 'MERKA'S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:


Sci-fi pilot '12 Monkeys' filming in Detroit,
will get $1.5M in state incentives


What Should Be Done About Detroit? A Gawker Internal Debate

FREE THE WEED:


Denver legalizes marijuana for use on private property

Uruguay legalizing marijuana breaks
drug control treaty, says watchdog


Study finds no link between teen
pot use and schizophrenia risk


CRACKHEAD CORNER:


Daniel Dale: Rob Ford is lying about me, and it's vile
Literally every single thing Mayor Rob Ford told Conrad Black about
my conduct on May 2, 2012 is false in some way. Let's go lie by lie.

RUTLES NEWS:


DVD Review: Mock songs give life to 'The Rutles'

VIDEO DU JOUR:



 

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