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Wednesday, December 26, 2012

The Fox "News" Spin Cycle ► Episode 31

It was a tough week for the Fox "News" personalities following the Newtown Massacre. The NRA had yet to state a position on gun control for them to parrot. 

Yet, the so-called "news" network couldn't help but expose its split personality, with Rupert Murdock coming out in favour of gun control, while the rest of the Fox Chuckleheads™ came out in favour of a strong Second Amendment, with no exceptions. It's the reason why The Fox "News" Spin Cycle blog series exists.

Let's get right to it:

Monday, December 24, 2012

Judge Not 10 ► Guns

Judge Andy in unretouched pic
taken directly from my tee vee screen
As last week's exciting episode of Judge Not came to a close, our erstwhile hero Judge Andy had already begun to observe Radio Silence, which started as soon as the magnitude of the massacre in Newtown became known. 

While it's clearly against the Aunty Em Ericann blog employee rules, all the Judge Not unpaid interns took a long, liquid lunch at the same time (leaving the phones to ring off the hook) to argue and speculate how long it would be before The Laughing Libertarian was back to messaging. More importantly, they organized an office pool on how long it would be before Judge Nap broached the issue of guns again. As it turned out, that happened the very next day with his second message. [I'd tell you who won the pool, but I don't think they plan to declare their winnings. Therefore, it's best if it remains an office secret. Besides,] I fired all the interns and hired new ones. I'll teach them to have a long, liquid lunch without me.