|Unretouched pic of Judge Andy from my tee vee screen|
I'm doing the best that I can, but once again Judge Nap fell down on his end of the bargain. I was only able to collect 27 posts from the Laughing Libertarian this week, which makes it that much harder to bring the Fox "News" Snark. However, it also makes it that much faster to compile Judge Not.
I need to take the good with the bad. So do you. Here's this week's Judge Not.
|I'd sign a petition to outlaw lies on so-called "news" networks like the one they have in Canada. Are you with me, Judge? Judge? Are you there? Whaddaya say? No more lies?|
|Because asking millionaires and billionares to chip in a little more is tantamount to theft or slavery. Right, Judge?|
|An interesting question: Can parents violate the privacy rights of their own children? Judge Nap seems to think it's boilerplate unconstitutional. I think it's a question worth exploring.|
|Because we all know that President Obama is coming for your guns. Just ask Bully Boy Bolling.|
|Because a pledge to Grover Norquist is more important than his pledge to the Senate and/or his constituents.|
|Sometimes Fox "News" brings Judge Andy silly questions and he always seems willing to pick the low-hanging fruit.|
|Let's start with education and prisons and then . . . Wait!!! What??? They already have? Never mind.|
|Many of the secessionist comments I have read online were clearly racist. However, the general idea of Secession is not racist, just the sign of a sore loser. Are you a racist or a sore loser, Judge? Where do you stand?|
|Oh, Canada! Canada also has that dreaded Socialism of Universal Health Care. Now THAT'S Freedom!|
|Let's talk about drone strikes, Judge Nap. While I find them troubling, what would you do?|
|Wait!!! What??? Isn't this the bill you were claiming at the beginning of the week would be the end of all of our rights and freedoms? However, it says the EXACT opposite of what you claimed, Judge Andy. Why is that?|
|A bit of return snark: Which freedom of yours has the government molested, Judge Nap? Name one.|
|This is the opening line of a piece of poetry Judge Andy is working on. I can't wait until it becomes a sentence.|
|Then shave your mustache; it makes you look like a '80s porn star. Personally I think it's HIGH-LARRY-US that Judge Andy identifies with a thoroughly dislikable sitcom character enough to pass along the stupid shit the character says.|
|I guess that makes me a slave. I guess I have been a slave my entire life. Thanks for opening my eyes to my shackles, Judge Nap.|
WE GET LETTERS: I was asked why the tallies in the early paragraphs of Judge Not do not match the posts below. It's because I cull duplicates and those that are not snarkable (such as soldier's suicides). Also to my OTHER correspondent: It's not a conspiracy if I don't use every one of Judge Andy's posts. I may not even see all of his posts. I am not in front of my conputer 24 hours a day, even though it sometimes seems like it.
Don't forget to join us next week for another exciting episode of Judge Not. Now, everybody
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