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Monday, October 8, 2012

The Fox "News" Spin Cycle ► Episode 20

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After another week of Fox "News" bullshit, it's time for The Fox "News" Spin Cycle to gear up, wade through all the craziness, and deconstruct it for my faithful readers.

It was an exciting 7 days in Bizarro World. Early in the week Fox "News" tried to promote a 5 year old video, which was extensively covered 5 years ago, as an EXCLUSIVE, EXPLOSIVE new video, which proves beyond a shadow of a doubt President Obama is a ANGRY BLACK MAN! Be afraid, be very afraid.

Then came the Presidential Debates. After Mendacious Mitt lied his way through the debate, Fox "News" felt they had to WHITEwash his debate lies by pretending it's unseemly for Democrats to call out a candidate for lying. Granted President Obama's debate performance was lackluster, but that doesn't mean that Mendacious Mitt didn't lie every time he opened his mouth.


Then there's Judge Andrew Napolitano. I had no idea when I chose to link up with Judge Nap how prodigious he would be in sending out messages. He's like your crazy cousin who sends out dozens of cat pictures per day they've found on the innertubes, except The Judge finds Libertarian causes instead of cute animal pictures. There were so many, I decided to delete several of them.

All in all: It made for another interesting week in The Fox "News" Spin Cycle. Let's get right to it.

Here's Judge Nap's first: A convoluted story about a man who lost a court case in which he claimed to have
been detained illegally after trying to pay a small road toll with a huge denomination bill.

Another softball Lyin' Ryan interview? Will VP hopeful Paul Ryan ever appear on any other network? I doubt it.

Thomas Jefferson also said: "The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts only as are
injurious to others. But it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods, or no God.
It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg." So, how about that Phony War on Christmas?

Bully Boys are destroying 'Merka.

TOO! MANY!! JOKES!!!
But look at those legs!!!

Because we all know that The Donald is an expert on Foreign Policy.

Thomas Jefferson also said: "I do not find in orthodox Christianity one redeeming feature."
Tell us again about the Fox "News" phony War on Christmas.

Isn't this sweet and precious? One Bully Boy shows his admiration for another.



Who is Mickey Mouse?

Why isn't this guy in jail?


This comment from Bully Boy Christie came after David Gregory allowed
Right Wing bullshit on his show and didn't call anyone on it.

Bully Boy Bolling didn't like a call in football, so he's going to blame the refs, who he has already called "union thugs."

This morning's cheesecake pic from Ainsley Earworm.

"Governor Bully Boy Christie attacked the president again. How quick can we book him on the show?"

Here are two other people who trash President Obama every time they appear on Fox "News."
In fact, The Donald has a weekly perch in which to attack the President of the United States.

It's a mutual Bully Boy Appreciation Society.

Dana "Butter Wouldn't Melt In My Mouth" Perino also comes on Fox and Friends
every Monday to attack President Obama, and Bob Beckel for good measure.

If anyone knows a hatchet job it's KKKarl Rove, who still has yet to explain his MASSIVE conflict of
interest in spending nearly $300,000,000.00 from two SuperPACs in trying to influence the 2012 elections.

A poorly sourced story in a Murdoch newspaper and Judge Nap is in a hurry to pump it out.

This is the first of the ANGRY BLACK MAN stories Tucker Carlson's The Daily
Conspiracy Caller pumped out this week. Of cource Judhe Nap will run with it.

Wouldn't you like to know, Laura? Looks to me like one is giving smelling salts to another.

Here's another ANGRY BLACK MAN story that Tucker Carlson tried to sell this week.


A total misreading of the statement, but that doesn't surprise you, does it?


Thomas Jefferson also said: "The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man
who reads nothing but newspapers." I'm sure Jefferson would say that about Fox "News" today.

This is the closest I have ever seen KKKarl Rove admit he is in charge of the 'Merkin Crossroads
SuperPAC. Of course, he didn't admit anything, but it's only 1 degree of separation. Maybe he's
getting closer to admitting that he's spending nearly $300,000,000.00 to game the 2012 elections.

While this is terrible, I have also read of stories where Democratic signs, and Democratic offices, have been
vandalized. Yet, I never see THOSE stories on Fox "News." ALSO: The Molotov cocktail was proven
to be a fake, something known when this headline was written. That doesn't make it right.
Any attack on democracy is an attack on us all.

WAIT!!! WHAT??? Somebody screwed up BIG TIME! Fox "News" is supposed to pretend that
KKKarl Rove has NOTHING WHATSOEVER to do with 'Merkin Crossroads. Otherwise, Fox "News"
might have to say that KKKarl Rove is spending nearly $300,000,000.00 to influence the 2012 elections.


Bully Boy Bolling wants to blame Obama "Victory Laps" for the unrest in the Middle East, totally
forgetting the 100 years of 'Merka meddling in Middle East policy, not to mention Dubya's illegal
war in Iraq. However, to listen to Bully Boy, you'd think it was all Obama's fault, all the time.

Judge Nap shares a lot of crap from Austin Peterson. Here's another.



More from Austin Petersen.

Don't hold your breath is you expect Bret "The" Baier to mention KKKarl Rove's MASSIVE conflict of interest
in spending nearly $300,000,00.00 to influence the 2012 election. However, why doesn't Joe Trippi bring it up?


Judge Nap seems to outsourced his opinions to Austin Petersen. Why does Judge Nap believe that Mendacious
Mitt won't put the 47% in economic chains? Because he makes enough money that he doesn't have to think about it.

Somebody should tell Loofah Lad that Corporatism is not Capitalism
and Corporatism is what Mendacious Mitt is really selling.

HIGH-LARRY-US! Rumsfeld was one of those MoFos who lied the country into the war in Iraq.
That should qualify him in being an expert in NOTHING. Yet, here is is to trash the POTUS.

To hell with all that. Where's the morning cheesecake pic, Ainsley Earworm?




The financial meltdown of 2008 (Are you better off now than you were 4 years ago when everything was
falling off the cliff?) was about more than mortgages. It also included the Big Banks betting against themselves.

Judge Nap has been against the ACA since Day One. No wonder he's spinning this story.


This came out before the jobs report. President Obama also had a Job Act that Congress stalled.

Wretched Gretched is stuck in the '80s. Which is improvement to the GOP which is stuck in the '50s.

Should Mendacious Mitt have stopped lying?

It turns out that this may have been a result of "friendly fire," but I have yet to hear that on Fox "News."

Most objective observers thought that Elizabeth Warren won that
debate, so Fox "News" has to pretend that Scott Brown "nails" Warren.

KKKarl Rove wants people to sign up for his weekly email, where he still won't
admit he is spending nearly $300,000,000.00 to influence the 2012 election cycle.

Normally Fox "News" ignores Jon Stewart because he skewers the network almost every day. Yet, when
Stewart criticizes President Obama, Fox "News" turns it into a national story. ALSO: "Obliterates"
is another one of those action words that Fox "News" loves to use, even if it's inappropriate.

A total misreading of the story, but that doesn't surprise you, does it?

Rumsfeld wanted "Weapons of Mass Destruction" to be the cause for the war in Iraq.
Have we found those yet? Or are they still part of the unknown unknowns?

This was a win for democracy. So, how will Fox "News" spin this as the worst thing that has ever happened in 'Merka? Stay tuned.

It was almost shocking to see Judge Nap quoting Frank Zappa, who also said "Tax the fuck out of the churches."

You'd think this "unholy alliance" began with the Obama administration. However, "Big Banks"
are on record as saying they are not happy with the way President Obama has tried to rein them in.

Yes, trying to have parents to get their kids to eat healthier food is the slippery slope to Big
Brother. I wonder if Judge Nap was this passionate when Dubya proposed The Patriot Act.


Sure, it's "unconstitutional" to recommend healthy food choices. Maybe we can get Dr.
Keith Ablow to do a "Normal or Nuts" on Judge Nap for overplaying his hand.



This is Bully Boy Bolling reacting to the EXCLUSIVE, EXPLOSIVE 5-year old video that tried to portray
President Obama as an ANGRY BLACK MAN. I covered this more extensively in Chow Mein and
Bolling 5 ► Bully Boy Lies (Again)
, to which Bully Boy Bolling reacted. That follow-up can be read at
Chow Mein and Bolling 5.1 ► Bully Boy Bolling Bagatelle. It's all a part of our extensive service called
"Chow Mein and Bolling," in which I call Eric Bolling out for his nonsense.

Now Greta Van Sustenance attempts to drag Newt and Allen West into the 5-year old non-controversial
video which attempts to portray President Obama as an ANGRY BLACK MAN. It's ironic considering
why Allen West was forced out of the military and his angry comments against Rep Debbie
Wasserman-Schultz, not to mention his angry smears against the Congressional Black Caucus.

Stunning! New! Both words are lies. It was not stunning, nor was it new. The funniest part about all of this was when
Tucker Carlson (of The Daily Conspiracy Caller) said he knows it wasn't covered 5 years ago because he covered it himself.

Nothing makes the case that the end of civilization is near than a look at the
high ratings garnered by Fox "News" in the marketplace of ideas.

Bully Boy touting the ratings is like Ronald McDonald saying McD's is the best
burger in the whole world. It's just more proof that crap sells and 'Merkins have no more a
discerning palette for so-called news, as they do so-called food.

I would have liked to hear a little honesty from Mendacious Mitt. It's a good thing I didn't hold my breath.

Where's our morning cheesecake pic???

There it is!!!

Pay no attention to that woman behind the curtain, it's just the Wizard In Hair.

More cheesecake, but why cut off the legs?

There's some legs.


Do I think the new presidential tape will be mentioned? Surely you're joking Martha in for Wretched
Gretched. It will be mentioned as many times as Fox "News" can get away with before everyone agrees the
network is a laughingstock for trying to sell a 5-year old video as EXCLUSIVE, EXPLOSIVE new
video which attempts to portray President Obama as an ANGRY BLACK MAN.

Of all the stuff that Fox "News" sent out this past week, this was the most puzzling.
Its brain dead audience believes in BOTH the "Protocols of the Elders of Zion" and the
Shroud of Turin. Is Fox "News" SciTech trying to make their heads explode?

Personally, I find this disgusting. It's an attempt to link legal immigrants to welfare recipients. It's xenophobic
bullshit, which must be why Judge Nap signed on to the Daily Conspiracy Caller's framing of these statistics.



"The Fairy Tale" is another 'Merkin Crossroads advert, but you'll never hear Fox "News" tie KKKarl Rove
to the $300,000,000.00 that his two SuperPACs are spending to influence the 2012 elections.

Something else from Austin Petersen. Maybe I should just subscribe to Petersen's feed and skip the middle man.

Once again a Fox "News" action verb that has no relationship to what actually happened. Coulter also called this
guy a child molester because she was upset that he called her a Race Baiter for her latest Race Baiting book.

Why isn't Fox "News" showing the real Obama? Oh, right!!! Because that run counter to the last 4
years of vicious propaganda that Fox "News" has been selling that President Obama is an evil man.


How many softball interviews will Fox "News" give to Lyin' Ryan? As many as it takes.




If he lies his way through the debate while pretending to be Presidential, he'll have it made.


Wait!!! What???
Two questions: 1). Is Sarah Palin still a Fox "News" contributor? 2). Is Bristol Palin still a reality show star?
The Right Scoop (Right Scoop, geddit?) makes up a headline which trashes President Obama.
Therefore, Fox "News" just as to use it. That's what's known as "Fair and Balanced" in Bizarro World.

Libertarian Judge Nap promotes Libertarian candidate Gary Johnson.

Here's Bully Boy Bolling trying to sell a new angle to the EXCLUSIVE, EXPLOSIVE 5-year old video that
attempted to portray President Obama as an ANGRY BLACK MAN. I debunked this whole line of attack in
Chow Mein and Bolling 5 ► Bully Boy Lies (Again). I was mighty gratified when Bully Boy Bolling
responded to me at Chow Mein and Bolling 5.1 ► Bully Boy Bolling Bagatelle.
Both entries a part of my very popular "Chow Mein and Bolling" series.


And the Bullshitters.

Already attempting to delegitimatize the appointment to the United Nations before it even begins.

And, already snarking at the appointment to the United Nations before it even begins.


What we can't afford is four more years of Sean Hannity's race baiting,
but if President Obama is reelected, it's only going to get worse.

TRANSLATION: The Mendacious Mitt lies are working.

TRANSLATION: The Mendacious Mitt lies are working.

TRANSLATION: The Mendacious Mitt lies are working.

TRANSLATION: The Mendacious Mitt lies are working.

TRANSLATION: Do you think the Mendacious Mitt lies are working.

TRANSLATION: The Mendacious Mitt lies are working.

TRANSLATION: The Mendacious Mitt lies are working.


TRANSLATION: The Mendacious Mitt lies are working.

TRANSLATION: The Mendacious Mitt lies are working.

TRANSLATION: The Mendacious Mitt lies are working.

TRANSLATION: The Mendacious Mitt lies are working.

TRANSLATION: The Mendacious Mitt lies are working.

TRANSLATION: The Mendacious Mitt lies are working.

TRANSLATION: The Mendacious Mitt lies are working.

TRANSLATION: The Mendacious Mitt lies are working.

TRANSLATION: Maybe Mendacious Mitt's lies are NOT working.

TRANSLATION: The Mendacious Mitt lies are working.

TRANSLATION: The Mendacious Mitt lies are working.

TRANSLATION: The Mendacious Mitt lies are working.

TRANSLATION: The Mendacious Mitt lies are working.

TRANSLATION: The Mendacious Mitt lies are working.

That Lyin' Ryan will lie his way through the debate and Fox "News" will pretend it's working for him.

TRANSLATION: The Mendacious Mitt lies are working.


No comment.


TRANSLATION: The Mendacious Mitt lies are working.

Judge Nap really seems to rely on Austin Petersen's opinion a lot.

TRANSLATION: The Mendacious Mitt lies are working.

TRANSLATION: The Mendacious Mitt lies are working.

TRANSLATION: The Mendacious Mitt lies are working.

TRANSLATION: Are Mendacious Mitt's lies working?


Aside from the vaguely racist aspect of this, it's such a typical reaction to
trying to destroy any attempt ay repairing 'Merka's crumbling infrastructure.

When he lied.

TRANSLATION: The Mendacious Mitt lies are working.

TRANSLATION: The Mendacious Mitt lies are working.


TRANSLATION: The Mendacious Mitt lies are working.

Bully Boy Bolling makes fun of a sick colleague.


More of Austin Petersen's trenchant analysis.

One photograph of a moment frozen in time is totally meaningless, which is exactly why the
Washington Examiner and Fox "News" are using it to bash President and First Lady Obama.


The facebook page of "Capitalism" is another place Judge Nap likes to get his ideas. Clich HERE to see how well those ideas go over.


TRANSLATION: The Mendacious Mitt lies worked.
Sure, Romney wins a debate by lying his way through it, so clearly the stock market
reacts to that. Forget that President Obama's policies might be moving the needle.


This is in reaction to the push back Bully Boy Bolling got when he said, "There's going to be some Chicago-style,
thug, gangster politics coming" after President Obama lost the 1st presidential debate. Read how I debunk
Bully Boy Bolling's "emotional" bullshit in Chow Mein and Bolling 6 ► Bolling's New Conspiracy Theory.
It's important to remind readers that Jon Stewart trashes Fox "News" almost every day of the week.
However, if he says something critical of President Obama, Fox "News" turns it into a big story.

Knowledgeable unnamed sources in a Washington Examiner article? That doesn't even pass the smell test.

Just more Bully Boy Bullshit™ from The Five, still the worst show on tee vee.

Totally partisan hack Mark Levin sticks up for the ANGRY BLACK MAN framing of a 5-year old video and totally
partisan hack Bully Boy Bolling takes it as an endorsement. In a nutshell that's everything wrong with Fox "News."

No matter how many times this has been debunked, Bully Boy Bolling is going to ignore the truth and keep promoting
his ridiculous framing of this 5-year old video, which attempted to portray President Obama as an ANGRY BLACK MAN.

Libertarian Judge Nap giving Libertarian presidential candidate Gary Johnson
another free plug. In a nutshell that's everything wrong with Fox "News."

Please ask Mendacious Mitt that question the next time you see him.



From this moment on Fox "News" will do everything in its power to promote a conspiracy involving this Jobs Report.

And so it begins . . .

. . . and continues . . .


Maybe Austin Petersen should have his own show on Fox "News." Whaddaya say, Judge Nap?

When is calling a liar a liar a character attack?

. . . and continues . . .


A poorly sourced Breitbart story is worth less than all the electrons it took to transmit it through the innertubes.


. . . and continues . . .


Which is only fitting because this show is a dog's breakfast.

More promotion of Austin Petersen, Judge Nap's favourite "news" source.


More promotion from Libertarian Judge Nap for Libertarian presidential candidate Gary Johnson.


 As another week ends, another begins. Stay tuned for our next exciting adventure of The Fox "News" Spin Cycle, when I will deconstruct the piles of bullshit shoveled at the Fox "News" audience by adults who really should know better.