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The Fox "News" coverage of the GOP national convention has been one entire Republicapaloosa, when it hasn't been attacking the President of the United States with false and already discredited talking points. Clearly the Fair & Balanced network ain't.
Meanwhile, there's an entire new episode of the Fox "News" Spin Cycle to deconstruct, so let's get going. It's a little longer than usual since it's been almost a day and a half since the last one.
|Wretched Gretched should get that capitalization problem looked into.|
|Just another example of how Wretched Gretched, or an intern acting on her |
behalf, makes herself look stooopud. Capital letters are your friend, Gretch!
|A hagiographer at work.|
|STOP THE PRESSES!!! Bully Boy Bolling is going to the RNC in Tampa!!! The trip won't go smoothly. Read on.|
|Wait!!! What??? She found the SHIFT key! too bad she used it on the wrong word, but it's a start.|
|Lots of people have unloaded on Mendacious Mitt Romney, but you'll only see them on Fox "News" to be criticized.|
|Of course it's not a War on Women. It's a War on Women's Rights. Why can't the Left Wing see that?|
|His father also released 12-years of tax returns and honestly said that he had been brainwashed by the generals|
during the Vietnam War. What Mendacious Mitt took away from that: Never tell the truth, so he hasn't, ever!
|Because Condé Nast Traveler Magazine is clearly in the tank for the Secretary of State.|
|Delta doesn't control the weather, Bully Boy Bolling. President Obama does. Or don't you listen to Rush Limbaugh?|
|A minute-by-minute update from Bully Boy Bolling. Soon he'll start telling us of his bowel movements.|
|I will provided you finally reveal that you are spending untold millions to influence the same election |
for which you and Fox "News" are trying to pretend you are just providing honest punditry. Deal?
|Sheriff Joe is being investigated and prosecuted by the Federal government, but the only |
time you'll hear that on Fox "News" is when they use it to criticize President Obama.
|Bully Boy Bolling seems to have a need to be in every picture. Here he is, finally in the air on the way to Tampa.|
|Bully Boy Bolling with Wretched Gretched.|
|Bully Boy Bolling with Buddy Christ's younger brother.|
|Bully Boy Bolling with his sycophantic co-hosts from The Five.|
|That's not EXACTLY what the NYT said, but I'm sure that wouldn't surprise you.|
|Bully Boy Bolling makes a funny about a competitor.|
|Bully Boy Bolling makes another funny about a competitor.|
|Bully Boy Bolling makes a funny about . . . WAIT! That wasn't |
even funny. Is that a Pop Cultural reference to a bad '90s sitcom?
|Crosshairs? We're not going there again, are we?|
|I'd start with Ann Romney's speech, but what do I know? I just don't like Stepford Wives.|
|Told you so!!! Bully Boy Bolling just shit himself!!!|
|Shorter Baier: We'll be lying our asses off.|
|Here's the panel lying their asses off.|
|Hear them lie their asses off.|
|The one who spends the most money to influence the race. Come on down, KKKarl Rove!!!|
|Ask them how that blind trust found them to invest in their business.|
|Ask them if they THINK capitalization of their name is OPTIONAL.|
|How many times are you going to promote this interview? Wait!!! What??? You capitalized all |
the right words on that last one. Who are you and what have you done with Wretched Gretched?
|Back in my comfort zone. It's as if nothing has changed.|
|The windy will be inside the hall.|
|Because all 'Merkins are clamoring for a president who can |
pretend he always makes the pancakes and wears Costco shirts.
|Loofah Lad is still pimping for the GOP; he just pretends otherwise.|
|Shep is in his glory. He can safely ignore the lies in Tampa to focus on his favourite thing: A natural disaster.|
|Rubio's got to be just a little bit miffed that Mendacious Mitt chose Lyin' Ryin' over Credit Card Marco.|
|Fox "News" will never tell you about a Republican who switched to the |
Democrats, unless it's to denigrate them. Wait!!! What??? ACORN again???
|If Fox "News" ever fact-checked Mendacious Mitt's ads, like they do |
every Democratic advert, no one would ever vote for Mendacious Mitt.
|Another Fox "News" report about a D switching to an R, turning it into a national news|
story. Yet, you'll never see the so-called Fair & Balanced network show a R turned D.
|More promotion for this softball interview from Wretched Gretched.|
|Fox "News" cooking the books on every story? We report; you decide.|
|Translation of Bill "Falafel King" O'Reilly: "Because Karl Rove is a complete nonpartisan in this election cycle and won't |
slant his coverage at all. (Did they buy that? Yes? Good, because I have a doormat and other crap I need to sell.)"
|Because Reince Priebus thought he was on Fox "News" and started lying like he always does. OOPS! He was called on it.|
|And you can believe it because the Romney Camp has been so honest up to now. Oh, hell, who am I trying to fool?|
|The non-Fair and unBalanced network shouldn't throw stones, considering the glass house it lives in.|
|One big fat liar with Mendacious Mitt's mendacious offspring.|
|Because we all know how rational Jon Voight is, not to mention how politically astute.|
|And turns truth on it's ass.|
|Does Geraldo even have a Fox "News" presence anymore, now that his tee vee show |
has been relegated to one night a week? However, he's still got a radio show to promote.
|Once again: When the polls showed President Obama ahead that sound you heard from Fox "News" was crickets.|
|Vote for us because we can be just as racist and Ayn Randian |
as Ron Paul. We're just better at disguising our intolerance.
|See? Shep's skipping the disaster that is the Republican Convention for the Disaster that is Isaac.|
|What's the big secret? She's a robot, of course.|
|You can't tell because his shirt's not tucked it, but Shep's got a hard on because he's covering a natural disaster again.|
|Unless it's a Democratic Convention. Fox "News" will do everything |
in its power, which is considerable, to shit all over the DNC message.
|But Fox "News" is Fair & Balanced/. You can take that to the bank.|
|"Because it's not really lying unless I can people to believe me." ~~~Shorter Rove|
|According to NewsHounds: "Independent" Bill "Loofah Lad" O'Reilly said that he finds Republicans sane and |
Democrats radical. Just another day in the Wild Spin Zone, not to be confused with the Fox "News" Spin Cycle..