|Bizarro is owned by DC Comics|
It falls down into several categories: It's either designed to denigrate this administration; WHITEwash the Romney-Ryan distortion, lies, or flubs; promote the Romney-Ryan ticket as the best thing since McCain-Palin; denigrate people not like them; or just distract from the problems of the day.
So, let's dip our toe back into Bizarro World and see where that takes us.
|Because softball interviews are not enough, Greta moves into the field of hagiography.|
Remember how she kept bringing Sarah Palin on the air hoping she could get people to like a Mama Grizzly?
|All you need to know is the source is Breitbart. Lying to the world is known as "Doing a |
Breitbart"and believing a Breitbart lie is called "Swallowing an ACORN."
|Another promotion of Van Susterin's hagiography, because it can't be pushed enough.|
|Paul Ryan at (in?) The Villages. Fox "News" will carry the whole thing live, but rarely do they |
cover a speech by the President of the United States beyond the first few minutes.
|A gag reel of VP Biden flubs. I've never seen a gag reel of, as just one example, George W. Bush's flubs, |
who was well-known for malapropisms and he even flubbed 'Merka right into an illegal war.
|Paul Ryan has mommy issues, or he will when she figures out what his policies will do for the aged.|
However, they got tons of money, so whatever Ryan proposes wouldn't affect her at all. Never mind.
|But, of course, Mediaite has a very different take, otherwise Fox "News" never would have promoted this article.|
|"Doing the Breitbart" is also a dance and when the tunes starts playing some|
people start kicking up their feet to dance along.
|Haw, haw, haw!!! |
A big picture of a big fish just proves who's really floundering. Don't tale the bait.
|What you'll never hear on Fox "News" is that the Navy Seals are lying and connected to Birthersism and the GOP.|
|"QUICK! How can we lay this off on the Commander in Chief?"|
|Another Dr. Keith Ablow job. He not only diagnoses the VP, but then goes after the POTUS as well.|
Can you say "unprofessional"? I knew you could.
|"QUICK! Look over there!!!"|
|"QUICK!!! Look over there at Ecuador."|
|TWEET! Dog whistle from Weaselzippers. Be afraid!!! Be very afraid!!!|
|Yet polling suggests that people believe the administration's take on Medicare. Therefore, Charlie must sew doubt.|
|Hannity went fishing with the former Vice President. Why aren't both of them in jail yet? Don't take the bait.|
|Right, because the best thing is to play the "false equivalency card" that both parties do it, |
but Democrats do it more and always have. The GOP has just been forced to respond in kind.
|You won't hear this anywhere else, as Fox "News" loves to tell its viewers.|
That's because other news outlets don't traffic in bullshit.
|Let me guess: Secretary of Hair? Head of the Department of Birtherism?|
|Because no one has ever told Romney not to show up, or not to use their music at campaign events, right?|
|After a number of Nobel Peace Prize winners, including Reverend Desmond Tutu, denounced this show as|
glorifying war, Fox "News" had to come to its defense. The fact that Todd Palin is in the show is just coincidental.
|But still nothing on how some of these guys are connected to Birtherism. And, they are GOP operatives, |
but have a great answer for that: Waving the flag: YOU! ESS!! EH!!! YOU! ESS!! EH!!! YOU! ESS!! EH!!!
|Because Fox "News" can't push this faux outrage on the misrepresentation of the "chains" comment enough.|
|Fox "News" will never tell you that frequent talking head Karl Rove (Why isn't he in jail?) has a|
SuperPAC that is spending record amounts of money to influence this election.
|What a guy!!!|
|This was the bullshit story of the week. No sources. No confirmation. Cupcakes for everyone!!!|
|What a guy!!! He's a hunk!!!|
|And it's all Obama's fault.|
|Hear that dog whistle? Welfare moms! One silly story in one silly place and Fox "News" elevates it to the national dialogue.|
That's all for today, folks. Stay tuned for our next exciting adventure in the Fox "News" Spin Cycle, that spins so fast it'll make you dizzy.